Bee`s SUCK!!!

[Thanatos340 1]

OK.. So tomorrow I have to go out of town for work.. Have a Big presentation to make to a Potential New Client. Huge Contract.. 2 comma’s in the price tag. Supposed to be heading up to Close the deal.

As a side Bonus to this trip.. I am Meeting this gorgeous Blonde for dinner tomorrow night..

So what happens today??

I’m outside working on m Van, Getting it ready for Rantoul.. And this fucking Yellow Jacket flys up out of nowhere and Stings me on my eye lid.

Im only mildly allergic to bee stings.. Nothing but alot of cussing, swelling and the occasional muscle spasm..

That was 4 hours ago.. Now here I sit with my right eye swollen shut and the right side of my face numb. This should make a great First impression tomorrow!!

I knew I should have gone jumping today. Staying home and doing stuff around the house is too dangerous!!


Anyone got any great Bee Sting Cures?? (Yes, I already did the tobacco thing!! Didnt help.)

[MF42 0]

Wow that sucks. Sorry, no helpful advice here.

Edited to remove lame joke that isn't funny anymore, if it ever was, because he edited away what the joke was about.

Matt

[popsjumper 2]

Not to worry, J...you're presentation will put them to sleep and they won't even see the eyelid.





please don't say PowerPoint presentation....

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[grue 1]

Fuck that. I would punch every bee in the face

cavete terrae.

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

I am laughing with you I promise!

Have you tried taking some benadryl?


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Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[Thanatos340 1]

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Have you tried taking some benadryl?

Oh yea.. been poping bennies like Pez for the past 4 hours.. And an Ice pack on the eye.

Hmmm.. Maybe I could come up with some wild Story about how I got kicked in the eye trying to save some baby seals or something and the gorgeous Blonde will fall instantly madly in lust with me...

Think it will work?

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I take this very personal....

cures for bee stings? nahhh I have no advice I am highly allergic and get to carry around a handy little device to save me until the ambulance gets there.

then I usually get to leave with some pain meds... more then I need for the sting

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

*zips up flame suit*


well you do have this in your favor :

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gorgeous Blonde

prolly won't matter much what story you make up - she will believe it

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[MF42 0]

I think at the beginning of your presentation you should lead off with: "Please excuse my appearance; I was attacked by a cougar last night."

Say it in the most deadpan, matter-of-fact manner possible and continue with your presentation, never making reference to it again.

Matt

[grue 1]

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I take this very personal....

cures for bee stings? nahhh I have no advice I am highly allergic and get to carry around a handy little device to save me until the ambulance gets there.

then I usually get to leave with some pain meds... more then I need for the sting

epinerphrine is fun for the whoooole family.

There was a girl at the pool I used to work at that didn't bring hers, got multiple stings, went into anaphylactic shock right at the pool in front of me. Exciting day, that was.

cavete terrae.

[JENNR8R 0]

Apis Mellifica may help. Go somewhere that sells homeopathic remedies (typically a health food store) and ask them if they have it or another remedy that may be better with your symptoms.

Below is a list of symptoms that could be treated with Apis Mellifica.

Bee Stings: Swelling, itching, redness
Insect Bites: Burning and stinging with all complaints
Hives: Puffy Swelling Stinging, burning pains
Urinary Problems: Painful, scanty urination

Symptoms Better From...
Cold applications
Motion
Open air
Uncovering

Symptoms Worse From...
Heat
Touch
Bed is intolerable
Pressure
Right side
Late afternoon
After sleep
Closed heated room

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ones? -- Monday.

[jumpchikk 0]

Okay cupcake...first off..there's no need for the apostrophe s in "Bees", secondly, if your eye is not going down with the Benadryl, you may need to go to the doc in the a.m. and get an epiniphrine injection or something else...anaphylactic shock is a baaaaad thing, mmmkay??

[ntrprnr 0]

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OK.. So tomorrow I have to go out of town for work.. Have a Big presentation to make to a Potential New Client. Huge Contract.. 2 comma’s in the price tag. Supposed to be heading up to Close the deal.

As a side Bonus to this trip.. I am Meeting this gorgeous Blonde for dinner tomorrow night..

So what happens today??

I’m outside working on m Van, Getting it ready for Rantoul.. And this fucking Yellow Jacket flys up out of nowhere and Stings me on my eye lid.

Im only mildly allergic to bee stings.. Nothing but alot of cussing, swelling and the occasional muscle spasm..

That was 4 hours ago.. Now here I sit with my right eye swollen shut and the right side of my face numb. This should make a great First impression tomorrow!!

I knew I should have gone jumping today. Staying home and doing stuff around the house is too dangerous!!


Anyone got any great Bee Sting Cures?? (Yes, I already did the tobacco thing!! Didnt help.)

Baking soda paste helps long before oral meds do.

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[Thanatos340 1]

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epinerphrine is fun for the whoooole family.

OK.. Being only able to see out of one eye.. I read that as "ephedrine" so I took 4 White Crosses to add to the 3 benadryl I already took.. I now have Baking Soda TOOTH paste smeated over my Swolen Eye. I couldnt find Apis Mellifica, So I just put in some Matallica in the CD player instead and cranked it up...

The swelling isnt going down.. But Damn Im getting some house work done now!!

[skinnyshrek 0]

urinate in the other eye. The bad eye will seem less irratated. It works

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[Thanatos340 1]

I heard that Anchovies and whip cream work too.

[skinnyshrek 0]

not if you wear contacts fuckers I still have their numbers marked.. sO YOU WONT BE AT THE DZ THIS WEEK-END HUH

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[sartre 0]

C'mon, pictures!!!

[turtlespeed 226]

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I heard that Anchovies and whip cream work too.

That is disturbing on so many levels.

Just wear a ski mask - it should set everyone at ease.

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[guppie01 0]

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epinerphrine is fun for the whoooole family.

Nah, epi shots (although they do save your life) SUCK!!!!

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[freeflir29 0]

OK............I guess I can forgive you for not calling me back in light of these circumstances.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Bees don't suck , they sting...after all that you just went thru I would think you have figured this out....Now those skeetters...THEY SUCK!!



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