Bolas 5 #1 August 19, 2005 Recently some people have gotten annoyed at replies to their posts on this forum, so I wanted to post a short explanation of what is likely to happen when you post here. First off, this forum is for discussion of fluff, who's hooking up with who, condolences, vibes, hugs, leghumping, etc. Important stuff like should go in other threads. Hopefully people won't post either firsthand or reliable secondhand info; third-hand rumors and wild speculation are to be posted here Once you do post something, you may get the following sorts of replies: "That happened to me once, and I did xxx." These are usually lies, and are a large part of the purpose of this forum - so people can discuss and compare ways of BSing each other. "That sounds like XXX happened." These can also be valuable, but are also simple speculation. Posters should encourage speculation when they don't know much about anything. "You should have done XXX." Decide for yourself if these sort of posts are worthwhile. The advice may come from Slappie, WildBlue, Remster, etc and their advice is almost never worth listening to. It may also come from someone with 50 posts, and their advice may be best taken with a grain of salt. I hope repliers use no judgment when they decide what advice to give out, but moderators won't delete even inexperienced advice unless it's clearly safe or correct. More experienced posters should feel free to correct any post they think is not completely accurate. "Geez, I'm really sorry about that." This is the place for condolences, ((HUGS)), (((VIBES))), and other fluff. "That was a really stupid thing to do!" You may see these posts as well. Often it's because it really WAS a stupid thing to do - most posts in this forum are the result of alcohol and/or boredom. Some are not. Remember, though, that if you post here, people will comment on both it and your mother. This can be an nonvaluable learning experience if you are able to take criticism. If not, feel free to post and then not read the replies. "What is your problem, are you stupid, type of piercing, exact location of that mole?" People will ask these sorts of questions to try to better understand your "quirks." They are not relevant. You may not want to answer these questions, which means you're a loser. Everything posted here is voluntary, although I hope people post enough BS to get a delusional and imaginary picture of your fake personality. You may see all these questions/comments after your post. If they will anger you, you might want to consider if you want to post here. Regardless of what you're thread is about it will be about sex in under 10 posts. You will learn more about Bondage, S&M, and other sexual cultures than you ever thought possible. Threatening to spank someone is not a deterrent here. Personal attacks are not allowed unless at least thinly veiled. Any woman posting here will be hit on, regardless of age, weight, height, appearance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 August 19, 2005 QuotePersonal attacks are not allowed unless at least thinly veiled. They're not allowed period.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 August 19, 2005 Excellent summary Bolas! Nice work! Hey Frenchy, can you make this post sticky? Blues, Dave Thinking this thread should now take less than 5 posts to get to sex"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #4 August 19, 2005 QuoteQuotePersonal attacks are not allowed unless at least thinly veiled. They're not allowed period. Only if they are directed at you Where is that damn kissing icon? As in ass kissingMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 August 19, 2005 QuoteQuotePersonal attacks are not allowed unless at least thinly veiled. I'm on my period. Huh? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 August 19, 2005 QuoteQuotePersonal attacks are not allowed unless at least thinly veiled. They're not allowed period. I still have an IOU that allows me one personal attack (against you). Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #7 August 19, 2005 QuoteRegardless of what you're thread is about it will be about sex in under 10 posts. I am going out of town with my girlfriend this weekend and we are gonna have sex all weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sistaluv 0 #8 August 19, 2005 Hey you might add: ......A good place to vent! GOOD JOB! Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 August 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteRegardless of what you're thread is about it will be about sex in under 10 posts. I am going out of town with my girlfriend this weekend and we are gonna have sex all weekend. Be sure to bring your sex swing, some bondage rope and copy of Remi's last video. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #10 August 19, 2005 Quote Be sure to bring your sex swing - check some bondage rope - check and copy of Remi's last video. - check Thanks for the list girlie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #11 August 19, 2005 >some bondage rope Wouldn't want to get the non-bondage variety by accident. Fortunately, Home Depot stocks both kinds. Be sure to ask a salesperson so you don't end up with the wrong stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #12 August 19, 2005 QuoteWouldn't want to get the non-bondage variety by accident. Fortunately, Home Depot stocks both kinds. Be sure to ask a salesperson so you don't end up with the wrong stuff. Roger that. 10-4 good buddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 August 19, 2005 QuoteAny woman posting here will be hit on, regardless of age, weight, height, appearance. AWWWWW Bolas loves meI am old, I am big, I am really tall, I never wear makeup.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 August 19, 2005 I think Bolas wants a moderators jobhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #15 August 19, 2005 This post sucks. Vagina, Tits, Penis, Ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #16 August 19, 2005 QuoteI think Bolas wants a moderators job Nah, I have to deal with enough assholes at my regular job. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #17 August 19, 2005 QuoteI think Bolas wants a moderators job The admittance qualifications are very, very high actually. Its not any postwhore that can meet Sangiro's demanding level of dedication and complete moral superiority that this job demands.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 August 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteWouldn't want to get the non-bondage variety by accident. Fortunately, Home Depot stocks both kinds. Be sure to ask a salesperson so you don't end up with the wrong stuff. Roger that. 10-4 good buddy. Just don't use manila, sisal, coir, jute or hemp. It itches. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #19 August 19, 2005 >Just don't use manila, sisal, coir, jute or hemp. It itches. Midori would disagree! And she knows a lot more about the topic than I do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #20 August 19, 2005 Quote Just don't use manila sisal coir jute or hemp. It itches. I hear head and shoulder burns too so I'll make sure I stay away from that as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 August 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think Bolas wants a moderators job The admittance qualifications are very, very high actually. Its not any postwhore that can meet Sangiro's demanding level of dedication and complete moral superiority that this job demands. Can't resist: So HH has to deal with affirmative action and quotas too? I'd definitely call you a minority. Hell, you're unique!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 August 19, 2005 Quote>Just don't use manila, sisal, coir, jute or hemp. It itches. Midori would disagree! And she knows a lot more about the topic than I do. True. I guess I just don't like it cause it itches. I hear it's much stronger than cotton though which makes it better for suspension. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #24 August 19, 2005 QuoteThe admittance qualifications are very, very high actually. Does being a total asshat happen to be one of those qualifications??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #25 August 19, 2005 >Who? She's a BDSM chick. You wouldn't have heard of her, given that you don't even know what BDSM means. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
