cocheese 0 #1 July 12, 2006 ...if there is no website yet for your sexual perversions..... If you're not sure of the father of your last 3 kids... If your mate weighs 500 lbs more or less than you.. If your family members have had sex with your girlfriend more than you... If you're not yet sure of the sex of your mate... If you say "What ever, I'll do what i want" a lot and flash the audience for no apparent reason.... If your mate says they have free tickets to Chicago and a small surprise to tell you... If you have ever been called queen of the trailer park..... If you .......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 July 12, 2006 QuoteIf you say "What ever, I'll do what i want" a lot and flash the audience for no apparent reason.... Well then there's a lot of skydivers that should be on that show. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 July 12, 2006 you post whore on DZ.com all day....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 July 12, 2006 Quote...if there is no website yet for your sexual perversions..... I'm not sure that is possible, but I'm not about to research it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 12, 2006 one of my friends that I grew up with is a springershow in progress. check it: he was emancipated when he was 16 b/c he didnt want to grow up in his parents house (junkies) he got custody of his then 12 year old brother. he put a roof over his head and mde life easier for him. than my friend finds out that his brother has been fucking his girlfriend who happens to be the mother of his kid. so after the fall out she tells him its not his kid its his brothers. You cant prove shit by DNA b/c they are brothers ( AfAIK ) what a loser the younger brother was to take that whore for a spin. I feel bad for my friend, but she was a drunken whore and he should have seen the signs. Funny thing was, he thought his brother was gay. Springer squaredMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 July 12, 2006 Get them on the show ! Great material there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 July 12, 2006 fuck that! i'm keeping them all to myselfMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 July 12, 2006 oh yea, the best part... my friend thinks she told him its his bro.s kid, just to hurt him. so he's still fighting for visitationMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 July 12, 2006 HHAHAHA the only thing that would make this a better story is if the child was black. ( they are all white) (there's also a clip about that, somewhere)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 July 12, 2006 You should ask if you can date her after the pregnancy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 July 12, 2006 oh maybe this 'll give you some springerfix. the kid is almost 2 y/o he found out AFTER he spent all kinds of money and time on her and his brothers kidMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 July 12, 2006 Acme's sig just seems to belong in here: Quote"Maybe because you're dating her husband. That pisses some wives off. And you know, she is probably pretty hormonal from breast-feeding their newborn." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #14 July 12, 2006 QuoteWell then there's a lot of skydivers that should be on that show. I can certainly think of a few who would be prime candidates.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 July 13, 2006 ...you are a non-blood relative of Acmeskydiver. 'Stupid Jessica' really needs a spot on that show. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 July 13, 2006 Quote...you are a non-blood relative of Acmeskydiver. 'Stupid Jessica' really needs a spot on that show. So as far as psycho chicks go - did you mention me to her?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
