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New police safety campaign in the UK:

"You know, if you're gonna get drunk and pass out, at least make sure you've got some nice pants on ... and that you've waxed..."

They do have an interesting sense of humo(u)r across the pond. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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New police safety campaign in the UK:

"You know, if you're gonna get drunk and pass out, at least make sure you've got some nice pants on ... and that you've waxed..."

They do have an interesting sense of humo(u)r across the pond. :D



Whos joking? :|
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If your wearing pants so your dress doesn't ride up and expose more than you intended, does it really matter if you've recently had a wax? I think the campaign should be "Wear pants OR have a recent wax". :D

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If your wearing pants so your dress doesn't ride up and expose more than you intended, does it really matter if you've recently had a wax? I think the campaign should be "Wear pants OR have a recent wax". :D



Nothing worse than hairy down the inner thighs..Yech!
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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If your wearing pants so your dress doesn't ride up and expose more than you intended, does it really matter if you've recently had a wax? I think the campaign should be "Wear pants OR have a recent wax".



Since it's in the UK, they probably mean wax your armpits.

:D

Brie
"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

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