Slappie 9 #1 July 13, 2006 Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy QuoteBud Light Presents Real Men of Genius. Real Men of Genuis Today we salute you Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy. Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy! Men from lesser states might know their state's capital, but you? You know you're state's bird, tree and even reptile. Love that horny toad. You display your pride with your Lone Star tattoo, "Native Texan" bumper sticker, and contempt for any state that doesn't start with "Tex" and end with "as." That spells Texas. Sure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny. Yankee wussies. So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, oh lover of the Lone Star state. Because all that flag waving must have made you thirsty. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #2 July 13, 2006 That about sums it up for this Ole Texan. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 July 13, 2006 QuoteSure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny. Huh??? Texas has been the second-largest state in the Union since January 3, 1959."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #4 July 13, 2006 That is too funny and true. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 July 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteSure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny. Huh??? Texas has been the second-largest state in the Union since January 3, 1959. What? Oh that? That's just our backyard oil-field! It ain't even attached! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 July 13, 2006 Texas has been the second-largest state in the Union since January 3, 1959. *** What...you mean ALASKA?!?!?! Just melt that sucker, the rock underneath is the size of Rhode Island! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 July 13, 2006 QuoteTexas has been the second-largest state in the Union since January 3, 1959. Yeah, but people actually want to live in most of Texas. That other place is only good for caribou. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 July 13, 2006 Uh, no. If this thread were actually for Texans, it would be illustrated rather than text-based. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 July 13, 2006 QuoteUh, no. If this thread were actually for Texans, it would be illustrated rather than text-based. Blues, Dave [fuck you icon] [/fuck you icon] "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
