Andy_Copland 0 #1 July 14, 2006 I was about 15 when i snapped my banjo string, cant really say it hurt that much, just more of a pop and shock. But it did bleed considerably. Edit: Just for the record your banjo string is the piece of skin under your bell end.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 July 14, 2006 ever see Deliverance? Banjos make me nervous. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 July 14, 2006 Quoteever see Deliverance? Banjos make me nervous. Come to think about it, you do have this Warren Beaty arua about you. I never could put my finger on it till now. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 July 14, 2006 Nope i havnt. So im really confused 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 July 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteever see Deliverance? Banjos make me nervous. Come to think about it, you do have this Warren Beaty arua about you. I never could put my finger on it till now. We are gonna go raft that river. maybe I should bring my bow and arrow? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 July 14, 2006 Just snapped one a couple of weeks ago. Caused no harm. It's odd, the snappng strings typically happen when I'm detuning an instrument, and not tightening the strings. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 July 14, 2006 Caused me harm, i was out of action for weeks 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 July 14, 2006 QuoteNope i havnt. So im really confused a brief synopsisGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scrublink 0 #9 July 14, 2006 Doen't sound like you two are talking about the same "banjo" ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #10 July 14, 2006 WTF? Andy have you been burning too much at work today?Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 July 14, 2006 I had to look that up. Ow. That sounds painful."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 July 14, 2006 Nope, its a common sex injury. I was a bit eager to get inside my then girlfriend and in the fumbling mess that i was i snapped the banjo string. Lesson learnt though and at a nice young age, dont use the hot beef injection unless they're wet1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 July 14, 2006 It actually wasnt that bad, you can definately feel it but its just quick and over. the worst part is the healing proccess, my girlfriend was gagging for sex and i HAD to give in and beg her to be gentle.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 July 14, 2006 QuoteDoen't sound like you two are talking about the same "banjo" he may have been referring to a frenulum, but I'll play straight man... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #15 July 14, 2006 So thats what the bastard is called.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #16 July 14, 2006 I really didnt want to know all that...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #17 July 14, 2006 At least you learned something new today 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #18 July 14, 2006 You can snap that? I had no idea. Yowza that sounds painful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #19 July 14, 2006 Neither did i. I was half thinking that i was a hero with a big beef chopper when the blood was on me...then i realised it was me and not her...so then just felt like a moron for not being patient 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 July 14, 2006 lalalalalalalala.... "I can't hear you!!!" lalalalalalalalala.... I'm gonna go now... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #21 July 14, 2006 Im leaving with ya! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #22 July 14, 2006 QuoteNeither did i. I was half thinking that i was a hero with a big beef chopper when the blood was on me...then i realised it was me and not her...so then just felt like a moron for not being patient Oh yeah, there's nothing quite like that swell of pride you get when you find your cock covered in some one else's blood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #23 July 14, 2006 Well now you put it like that 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #24 July 14, 2006 Can i come?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #25 July 14, 2006 Its true its true look look look 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
