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yardhippie

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meet my mum?
No seriously, this is your chance to find out just why Im so demented! :D
She gets in tonight and we may go out for some drinks / snacks or just stay at my place for the same.

Food: Saturday night is chicken enchilada night at my place. Per my mum's request I'll be fixin up an awsome feed.

I know most of ya are headed out skydiving this weekend (I would be too), but Ive not see her in nearly two years and she's only here for a couple days. Even I sometimes get my priorities in order. B|

give me a call or PM me if ya wanna hang out this weekend. Im gonna do my best to show her what ATL is all about! :o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I think people should take you up on this offer just to find out the answer to the eternal question: "What kind of woman produces a Hippie?":D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I figure he was taking her to the strip clubs.


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Well...I could let her do a shooter off of me...does that count?



My mom has been know for some crazyness, but I doubt that strip clubs and doing shooters off my friends is still in her bag o tricks. :S:D

If I have to cook dinner Sat. night I doubt I'll make it to the Farm. its a 2 hr drive and theyre driving 5 to get here tonight. I doubt she'll wanna spend 4 hours in the car tommorow.

but if I can put the dinner off till Sunday... we'll see.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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That boy was just not raised right....."bless his heart"


Hows that for a suthernism.....:ph34r:



very good. but proper suther drawl is:

thaat boie jus aint riaght, bless his heart.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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but if I can put the dinner off till Sunday... we'll see.



ohhhh yeah...do that! it would be great to hang with you again and meet your mum...I had way too much fun last weekend!B|
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"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

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but if I can put the dinner off till Sunday... we'll see.



ohhhh yeah...do that! it would be great to hang with you again and meet your mum...I had way too much fun last weekend!B|



theres no such thing...
...as too much fun. :|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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My mom has been know for some crazyness, but I doubt that strip clubs and doing shooters off my friends is still in her bag o tricks.



and that there's a good thing... :o:D:D



why you say that?

If my mom is coming here for strippers and blow:o (i made that up), INSTEAD of seeing her first born. hey, who am i to judge!:S :D


Jen~you are forgiven and once again allowed in my presence. :P


just FYI, my mom got the nickname "bulldozer" about 3 years ago. On her way home from the bar she fell down in the mud and made an awful mess. Bareley able to pick himself, her SO, up much less her too, he stumbled home got the car and came back to get her. Once in the car she deposited a large amount of mud she'd been wearing. aka "bulldozer" :D

We also almost got thrown out of a winery and a B&B back in 99 while in Margaret River, South Austraila b/c we were so drunk. I love my mom. B|;)

NOTE: i in no way condone the drinking and driving of my mother and her SO, but in a town of 39 at 3 am in the middle of nowhere Austraila where he's the head cop, well, they were doing ok.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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That boy was just not raised right....."bless his heart"


Hows that for a suthernism.....:ph34r:



very good. but proper suther drawl is:

thaat boie jus aint riaght, bless his heart.



Yes the ol bless his heart trick, when you say that it makes everything ok. you can say what ever you want. That kid is ugly as hell...bless his little heart. Or that guy is really fat, ugly and he smells...bless his heart. Great phrase...
Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

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Or you could go for the trifecta:

"Don't get me wrong, I love him to death, but that boy smells worse than a frat house after free chili-cheese dog day at the local stop-n-go. Bless his heart."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Lets take her to the Clairmont tonight. :D



Oh, If I said IM GOING. She be a trooper and go. Belive me... I got my "I aint scared" phrase from her, but hey. I want her to come back some day too! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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My mom has been know for some crazyness, but I doubt that strip clubs and doing shooters off my friends is still in her bag o tricks.



and that there's a good thing... :o:D:D



why you say that?

I just... there's things that... um... I don't want to think of my mom doing... and that's one of them... B|:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Dude,

Would you really take a respected skydiver to the Clairmont?? Oh...I forgot...we're talking about Yardhippie here. Just don't invite the mum unless she has a decent pistol. And also, remember to sit with your backs to the wall in that place.

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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Thanks to all who came by and met my Mum. I think we sufficiently frightened her!
No, we didnt go to the Clairmont. :S
It started as having a few people over for drinks, and then they called a few more.... you know how it goes.

So we ended up with 10 people in the house scarfing down my famous guacamole and cosuming all my wine. mmmm... good times.B|

now were off to the flying biscuit and the botanical gardens!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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