Hello, 911? I have a dating emergency!

[NWFlyer 2]

Funny, but kinda sad...(SFW).

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[guppie01 0]

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[MF42 0]

Heartless 911 dispatcher, sabotaging what could have been true love. Emergency, shmergency. If any of those other calls are important, they'll call back, right?

Matt

[Rebecca 0]

Man. That is sad. Either that or the cop was so good-looking she lost all sense and reason...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[MF42 0]

I'm thinking that the odds are pretty good that alcohol was involved at some point in the decision making process here.

Matt

[SeaKev 0]

You'd be surprised at the level of stupidity that 911 call receivers deal w/ every day.

[PLFXpert 0]

I saw that on the news.

I love how the cop she was calling for was the one who arrested her.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[NWFlyer 2]

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I love how the cop she was calling for was the one who arrested her.

For all we know that fulfilled some fantasy of hers.

[PLFXpert 0]

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[cocheese 0]

What movie is this quote from : So i'll call you sometime ..Isn't your number 911 ?

[jumpinlow 0]

Man that's never happened to me...haha..at least that I know of...pretty funny story, but not the best way to go about it.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

The 10 minutes we had the actual TV on last night between movies I saw that story.

Good Lord, people!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Deuce 1]

Oh, god, that's nothing compared to the nonsense County General Hospitals get in the emergency rooms.

"What's the nature of your emergency"

"My period is coming and I gots cramps. Gimme some midol"

"My ear wax is really bugging me. I'm going deaf"

[Elisha 1]

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Oh, god, that's nothing compared to the nonsense County General Hospitals get in the emergency rooms.

"What's the nature of your emergency"

"My period is coming and I gots cramps. Gimme some midol"

"My ear wax is really bugging me. I'm going deaf"

...which I'm sure deters REAL emergencies from being resolved.

I wonder how many of these nuisances were at the Casa Grande hospital the night grue had his episode at dinner at the Holiday Boogie. grue scared us then...but I guess the emergency room had a 4+ hour wait.

[JUDYJ 0]

Desperate people do desperate things~~

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[Guest]

It is sad.

Someone so clueless as to misuse 911 when a simple lookup in a phone book would have sufficed is someone I wouldn't want to have anything to do with if I were that deputy. Run, do not walk.

She could even have asked for a non-emergency phone number. That would have been bending it, but she might not have been charged.

I'm guessing this woman missed the Brain Train when it stopped in her town.

Now she's going to have to post bail, go to court and all that.

If she's lucky, the judge will just consider her a dumbass and let her go with minimums.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Bolas 5]

Nah, if a male judge is lenient on her, she'll think it's a sign of attraction and probably do more things so she can "see him again"

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.