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kbordson

Superman and Love

By kbordson, in The Bonfire

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tbrown    26

tbrown
It's impossible--Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.



I was gonna say something like this, but a little more delicately. I would think the physical rigors of sexual intercourse with the Man of Steel would probably kill poor Lois.

Clark's bedroom probably looks like someone went crazy with a machine gun - and that's just from teenage masturbation. (Anybody here still remember "killing kittens" ? It would be more than a metaphor with Clark Kent).

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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kbordson    8

kbordson
OK....since we're not going to discuss Twue Wove and what bwings us twogewther today ...lets talk about sex. >:(

My main thoughts on her doing the deed with hiim is that it would be done in .... 2 seconds? Where's the fun in that?!

As far as blowing out her tubes, just like he flies around and doesn't kill everyone or fly through everything, maybe the super spermies can swim to where they need to be quickly and without damaging anything.

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