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matt1215

Squirrels... Pests or useful?

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The only reason people think they're cute is because of the fuzzy tail, they're tree rats.



To be fair, squirrels don't make a habit of living in sewers and eating dead rotten things, as far as I know. Rodents, yes. Rats, no.

Matt

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As far as I know, they have only two purposes:
1. to be cute
2. to be hawk food







They have three purposes:



3. To be Road kill

Its squirrel season on Mountain Hwy's
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Ok I'll admit it. I got a bunch of squirrels drunk once while on a camping trip. Filled the Frisbee with beer and peanuts in the shell. It was like happy hour for a while then they stopped coming back for more. I'm sorry. I still feel bad about that.

..... and the forests will echo with laughter.--- Zep.


Great name for a band : Suicidal Squirrel


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Ok I'll admit it. I got a bunch of squirrels drunk once while on a camping trip. Filled the Frisbee with beer and peanuts in the shell. It was like happy hour for a while then they stopped coming back for more. I'm sorry. I still feel bad about that.

..... and the forests will echo with laughter.--- Zep.


Great name for a band : Suicidal Squirrel



Why feel bad about that?

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Ok I'll admit it. I got a bunch of squirrels drunk once while on a camping trip. Filled the Frisbee with beer and peanuts in the shell. It was like happy hour for a while then they stopped coming back for more. I'm sorry. I still feel bad about that.

..... and the forests will echo with laughter.--- Zep.


Great name for a band : Suicidal Squirrel

OMG that is hilarious. Don't feel bad at all. that's great!! :D:D

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