Shotgun 1 #1 July 17, 2006 For some reason I actually read one of those silly spam messages this morning, with a subject that said, "Boost your manhood to astonishing levels Everything a real man would ever need." And this is what the message said: QuoteHello to you! Achieve astounding results in bed with these products designed to make any man a winner Impress your girl with prolonged hardness, plentiful explosions and increased duration You cant buy love There's a black sheep in every flock. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. The end justifies the means But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul. The second paragraph seems really odd in an ad that is trying to sell sex-enhancing products. Not that they should be promoting adultery either, but what the.....??? They're not doing a very good job of convincing me that I need to boost my manhood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 July 17, 2006 They're not doing a very good job of convincing me that I need to boost my manhood. *** BUT...they did get you to open the email...and even better PASS IT ON! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 July 17, 2006 First paragraph is the spam, second paragraph is an excerpt from a book or short story to fool spam blockers. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #4 July 17, 2006 QuoteThey're not doing a very good job of convincing me that I need to boost my manhood. *** BUT...they did get you to open the email...and even better PASS IT ON! I removed the URL so that I won't be advertising for them. The main reason I opened it is because it was addressed to my main email address rather than to any of the aliases I have set up. I rarely get spam to that address, so I wanted to look at the full headers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 July 17, 2006 QuoteFirst paragraph is the spam, second paragraph is an excerpt from a book or short story to fool spam blockers. Yeah, I figured it was something like that. But it didn't work, since the message was in my spam folder. I'm not sure why I read it, but at least they managed to amuse me. Guess I'm easily amused... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 July 17, 2006 QuoteThey're not doing a very good job of convincing me that I need to boost my manhood. Im still not convinced that the "herbal supplement" spams I get are really going to increase my bust size. I hate spam.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 July 17, 2006 QuoteIm still not convinced that the "herbal supplement" spams I get are really going to increase my bust size. Find out what supplement Skinny is using.. His Bust size keeps on increasing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 July 17, 2006 I hate spam too, but it hasn't been much of a problem for me since I've been using Yahoo's Mail Plus for the last few years. They have an excellent filter, and the "disposable addresses" feature really helps to control spam. Great, now I sound like I'm advertising for Yahoo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 July 17, 2006 QuoteI hate spam too, but it hasn't been much of a problem for me since I've been using Yahoo's Mail Plus for the last few years. They have an excellent filter, and the "disposable addresses" feature really helps to control spam. Great, now I sound like I'm advertising for Yahoo. yea, Gmail works good too. my work addy never gets spam. but hotmail ~~!!!!? crap! so, you Yahoo huh? J ~ I'll give him a call, I know all the girls like to look at boobies and grab them. You think if I increase my bust size they'll let me play too?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #10 July 17, 2006 I removed the URL so that I won't be advertising for them. Quote too late, you're now a tool for "the man"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #11 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteIm still not convinced that the "herbal supplement" spams I get are really going to increase my bust size. Find out what supplement Skinny is using.. His Bust size keeps on increasing!! Hey, those are my man boobs!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
goofyjumper 0 #11 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteIm still not convinced that the "herbal supplement" spams I get are really going to increase my bust size. Find out what supplement Skinny is using.. His Bust size keeps on increasing!! Hey, those are my man boobs!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
