yardhippie 0 #1 July 17, 2006 After a long weekend where I didnt get much sleep. A long day in the cubical trenches and an evening of housework now that my guests are gone. Oh, and a 30 min cal to the cock-sucking motherfucking cable company Comcast. Im gonna drink. Im gonna cook. Im gonna eat. That is all.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 July 18, 2006 QuoteIm gonna drink. Im gonna cook. Im gonna eat. And will you be watching cable TV? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 July 18, 2006 Ahhhh..........the domistacated life. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #4 July 18, 2006 May I recommend that you consume tequila en masse? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 July 18, 2006 I have no good tequilas. Its wine, and more wine. Stich: dometication happens over the course of life. I figure one domesticated day out of 7 days aint too bad at 30! Sunny: yes, cable TV it is. Although I may watch some OnDemand. Or porn. Porn always cheers me up.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 July 18, 2006 QuoteSunny: yes, cable TV it is. Although I may watch some OnDemand. Or porn. Porn always cheers me up. I only like lesbian porn. Get some of that and i might come over. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 July 18, 2006 I need some of that. I too like the lesbian porn. chicks are hot.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #8 July 18, 2006 Dammit. You should go and snag some tequila. It will make you feel better. Wine is good too, I suppose...not as scrumptious as the product of the blessed agave... Good luck, amigo! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 July 18, 2006 I have 30 mins left to get drunk some more.... then no drinking for awhile..... should be a fun night Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #10 July 18, 2006 QuoteI need some of that. I too like the lesbian porn. chicks are hot.Lesbian strapon porn is the best Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 July 18, 2006 QuoteLesbian strapon porn is the best That reminds me of this one night ... i kid for real... just a jokeSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 July 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteI need some of that. I too like the lesbian porn. chicks are hot.Lesbian strapon porn is the best wow, this thread has taken a turn for the better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 July 18, 2006 Should I drink wine or should I drink... wine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 July 18, 2006 OHH OHHH Another one for the fun.... Im drinking wine mixed with southern comfort and sprite (just enough for bubbles, I need bubbles in my drink)Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 July 18, 2006 I don't like strap on porn. Unless they're using the strap on up the ass, then it's good. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 July 18, 2006 I love you sunshine..... 2 mins left.... bottle of wine gone... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 July 18, 2006 QuoteShould I drink wine or should I drink... wine? I don't know, but I'm going out for Thai food... and I think I'll drink some wine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 July 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteShould I drink wine or should I drink... wine? I don't know, but I'm going out for Thai food... and I think I'll drink some wine. mmmmm. wine. Im 1/2 way through a bottle of Onyx chardonay. mmmmmmm... for dinner: sauteed zuchinii with tomatoes, garlic, and black beans. also sauteed green pepper, ancho chilis with ground sirloin served in a steamed tortillia w/ fresh salsa and colby jack cheese. mmmm wine.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #19 July 18, 2006 QuoteI don't like strap on porn. Unless they're using the strap on up the ass, then it's good.That's even better than lesbian strap on porn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 July 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteI don't like strap on porn. Unless they're using the strap on up the ass, then it's good.That's even better than lesbian strap on porn this thread is officially super hot.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #21 July 18, 2006 Oh, man... the Thai place was closed. So we went to the Iron Wok instead, which was so-so... But at least we had a bottle of Chardonnay. Some lesbian strap-on porn would be good right about now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 July 18, 2006 QuoteOh, man... the Thai place was closed. So we went to the Iron Wok instead, which was so-so... But at least we had a bottle of Chardonnay. Some lesbian strap-on porn would be good right about now. amen sistah! I killed the chardonnay a good while ago. Im onto the Hefeweizen now. Tommorow dont look good. mmmmmm.... good. maybe i'll have Mama Fu's tommorow for lunch!?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #23 July 18, 2006 Whatever... You still have a pretty mouth, boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 July 18, 2006 QuoteWhatever... You still have a pretty mouth, boy. call me boy when ever. Just so expect me to get into that crazy shite! Oh, and I expect more from ya than "whatever"! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #25 July 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhatever... You still have a pretty mouth, boy. call me boy when ever. Just so expect me to get into that crazy shite! Oh, and I expect more from ya than "whatever"! Sorry, I was getting into my Cartman mode there... "Whatever... I do what I want!" Boy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites