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Girlfalldown

Sexual tension

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Girlfalldown    0

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Damn... I had so many questions for you.


Well, this ought to be good.



Probably not that good. I was having this discussion with some friends about how to properly hang a "swing" and was told that it's better to hang it from 1 point that comes down to 4 rather than hanging it from 2 or 4 points. Thoughts?

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Frenchy68    0

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Rating system like for canopies? Beginner, intermediate, expert.


More importantly the assloading. I assload my swing at 10:1, but I would not recommend swing newbie assloads a swing any higher than 5:1 for the first 500 "swinging" sessions...:|

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Damn... I had so many questions for you.


Well, this ought to be good.



Probably not that good. I was having this discussion with some friends about how to properly hang a "swing" and was told that it's better to hang it from 1 point that comes down to 4 rather than hanging it from 2 or 4 points. Thoughts?


1 point is best if you have a good anchor. You will really be able to get some english on it. This is definately not for beginners.
2 points is bad all around. You're only going to get the back and forth. It'll get pretty old after a while and it won't be worth it when you have to explain it to your mother when she visits unannounced.
4 points is the least mobility of all, unless its four to one, but then you're into a spinning kind of thing, which can be fun for a while, but can be dangerous at high RPMs without the proper lubrication. Also not for beginners.

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hisgoofyness    0

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I wanted a swing very bad until my buddy got one...

His wife had been on the pill for years with no issues, and after only one week of installing the swing... You guessed it... She got pregnant!!!

Bad mojo!!!

Must have been the angle or something...

He has since taken the bullets out of the gun...

At least he can brag that his son was concieved in a sex chair...

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

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Girlfalldown    0

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1 point is best if you have a good anchor. You will really be able to get some english on it. This is definately not for beginners.
2 points is bad all around. You're only going to get the back and forth. It'll get pretty old after a while and it won't be worth it when you have to explain it to your mother when she visits unannounced.
4 points is the least mobility of all, unless its four to one, but then you're into a spinning kind of thing, which can be fun for a while, but can be dangerous at high RPMs without the proper lubrication. Also not for beginners.



And ya'll wonder why I'm learning to sew. ;)

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yardhippie    0

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youre a sadisit. you need help. quit workin so damn much, and jump more. but then again what do dirty hippies know?
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Once you do it then the tension goes away..



I like sexual tension. I'm never doing it again.


Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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hisgoofyness    0

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Holy shit. Look who's back.



you didn't think i could stay away forever did you???

got to get back in to my proper mindset... i have missed being a part of this community... time to get my priorities in order...

1 skydive
2 sex
3 beer
4 work (to pay for at least 2 out of the above 3) :P
5 who cares........ go back to 1

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

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Remster    30

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Might I suggest using one of these..... where you attach the swing to

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=10001&productId=118072&catalogId=10001&classNum=324&subdeptNum=323&storeNum=2



They are even made for holding men down! Look!: 

make excellent connecting strops for temporarily holding the guy

Remster

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metalslug    36

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Discuss


Well, uhmm, its like... when you have a friend or colleague you work with who is completely fsckable but usualy out of reach, either because one or both of you are already in a committed relationship or because he/she is just not feeling the same tension.

It's usualy fun the first few weeks and then after that it can start messing up the space you share.[:/]

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