Girlfalldown 0 #1 March 14, 2005 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 March 14, 2005 A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 March 14, 2005 What species of wood Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travman 6 #5 March 14, 2005 How long is a piece of string? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #6 March 14, 2005 Ooooh I just learned this one last week. A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as wood chuck could chuck if a wool chuck could chuck wood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #7 March 14, 2005 I'm hungry. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 March 14, 2005 Dammitt........I thought you were copying my "Why is Lesbian porn so great?" thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 March 14, 2005 If she sells sea shells by the sea shore how long will it take for a train traveling at 94mph to get from San Francisco to Buenos Aires? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 March 14, 2005 What kind of chuck are you refering to? I know a few Chucks but I don't think a woodchuck would know how to chuck. Wanna buy a duck? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 March 14, 2005 WHO'S got wood?!?!?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #12 March 14, 2005 It really depends on what phase the moon is in..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #13 March 14, 2005 QuoteIf she sells sea shells by the sea shore how long will it take for a train traveling at 94mph to get from San Francisco to Buenos Aires? It depends on the ass loading of the passengers. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #14 March 14, 2005 the only appropriate response for this: KEKEkekekeeKEEkeEKeEKE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 March 14, 2005 Is the woodchuck male or female?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 March 14, 2005 That one's a trick. Everyone knows trains can't go 94 mph. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #17 March 14, 2005 Oh, sorry. I forgot to add, the train is hauling cowbells. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 March 14, 2005 QuoteOh, sorry. I forgot to add, the train is hauling cowbells. I've got a fever..."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #19 March 14, 2005 Depends on where in the country the woodchuck lives, woodchuck's in the northern part of the U.S. tend to average around 5-6 kilo's of hardwood while woodchucks indingenious to the southern parts of the U.S. average about 8-9 kilos of softwood...pines etc. p.s. yes i have wayyyy too much time on my hands "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #20 March 14, 2005 QuoteOh, sorry. I forgot to add, the train is hauling cowbells. What color is it, and does the engineer have any pets? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 March 14, 2005 African or European?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 March 14, 2005 And the only prescription, is more cowbell! Ms. Suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #23 March 14, 2005 I'm just horny.Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #24 March 14, 2005 QuoteThat one's a trick. Everyone knows trains can't go 94 mph. They can too... The 500 series trains have a maximum speed of 199 mph. The maximum speed that the trains run at while in operation is 186 mph "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #25 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh, sorry. I forgot to add, the train is hauling cowbells. What color is it, and does the engineer have any pets? It's red and orange and the caboose is filled with gerbils and ferrets. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
