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Why I will NEVER, EVER online date

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Or, perhaps, why I SHOULD.

This is an actual situation from a few weeks ago. Nutshell: Guy went out with the girl. She didn't want a second date. Guy then harasses her to SPLIT THE BILL.

You can't make this shit up.

More importantly, are people really SO technologically inept that they DON'T THINK that shit like this will wind up online? I mean... Come ON!

Have fun. Keep liquids away - you WILL laugh and spit through your nose.

http://prdifferently.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/07/how_not_to_act_.html

And no, I didn't "out" this guy. It has been forwarded around on email and on the web for the past 3 weeks.
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ummm is that really his phone number in the message? I say we call him and ask him if we can borrow $50. I hear your good for it man, come on.

p.s. what a complete jackass. I would say something, but not knowing my sense of humor it would not be looked on as very funny here.
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Thats why I tell anyone I go out with upfront its you that wants to out with me, you better believe your picking up the tab!! :P :P
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And no, I didn't "out" this guy. It has been forwarded around on email and on the web for the past 3 weeks.


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And before you give me crap for posting it, trust me, it was forwarded about 22 times before it hit me, so it's definitely out there. I'm not printing anything that doesn't already exist.



You strike me as a reasonably inteligent guy, then you go and try to rationalise why it is Ok for you to perpetuate somthing, defending youself as though you know it shouldn't be done, but hell others have done it so I will too.
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Not so much defending myself, but pre-empting the strike that'll come from the obsessed bloggers who will tag that blog entry.

http://tinyurl.com/pxw84 Searching on
Darren Sherman brings up about 80 or so posts where he's already been outed - As I said, I just wanted to avoid the hundreds of comments saying "how dare you out a private email," when in fact, I didn't.

What scares me most about Darren is the fact that he's a big muckity muck (or was, anyway) at the SEC, I think, or the FED. You'd think hed be smarter than that, and would know better than to leave voice mails like that - that's what happens to them.

Oh well.
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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I just listened to that and let me tell the only one being a cheap ass is that guy. This guy needs to just except that "the girl is just not that into him." I really can't believe he is calling her for $50 bucks.
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The really hilarious part is that she WAS going to go out with him again, she just hadn't had the chance to contact him because she was out of town!
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The really hilarious part is that she WAS going to go out with him again, she just hadn't had the chance to contact him because she was out of town!



I guess she learned the "easier" way about his personality. Better after the first date than months later.

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Reminds me of the paper boy from "Better Off Dead"

I want my two dollars!!!:D




Perfect reference!! :D:D




In fact, my paranoid little mind does wonder if this isn't a new incarnation of punk'd. :|

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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What scares me most about Darren is the fact that he's a big muckity muck (or was, anyway) at the SEC,

I looked at your web search.
Evidently this is a different Darren Sherman. The Darren Sherman that is head of the SEC is the head of the SEC over in the UK.
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I know everyone is thinking this is funny, and true it is to some extent...but is anyone else getting creeped out to the point of being kinda scared for that chick? [:/] Maybe it's just me, but besides being a real cheap ass, he also seems vengeful and off balance. :|
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