skydemon2 0 #76 July 20, 2006 I offer all the time!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #77 July 20, 2006 QuoteI used to have a rule: No sex for 3 months. I think I managed the full length with one guy - well except all the guys I dated in High School (do they really count anyway??).... g So whats the rule now?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #78 July 20, 2006 QuoteSo whats the rule now? I try to hold off to get a good feel (last guy was 2 months), but there are those men that I can't help but throw down and ravage at first sight!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #79 July 20, 2006 Well, since you've already met me, I know which column I'd fall into now. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #80 July 20, 2006 QuoteWell, since you've already met me, I know which column I'd fall into now. Take that as a compliment.... the guys that I hold off on are the keepers!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #81 July 20, 2006 I guess thats why you didnt throw me down and jump my bones the first time you saw me!!(although I dont know how you stopped yourself) But come on its been more than 2 monthsBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #82 July 21, 2006 But, I still don't know who you are.... and I don't think the current bo would like me throwing you down - well, maybe a hill perhaps!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #83 July 21, 2006 "bo" is that body odor? I kid Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #84 July 21, 2006 QuoteCan I lick chocolate syrup off your nipples? -------------------------------------------------------- No. (i'm playing hard to get, is it working?) ---------------------------------------------------------- It would probably work better if you didn't tell me that's what you're doing! Fuck. I'm so bad at these games. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #85 July 21, 2006 You and me both. Might actually be a good match then! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #86 July 21, 2006 so whats your logic here? 2 wrongs make a right? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #88 July 21, 2006 30 days?!?... and here all this time the women have been telling me 30 years... well... there go my chances all together... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #89 July 21, 2006 Quoteso are you saying I have to know the person for 30 days before having sex... well... there go my chances all together... there go my chancesI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #90 July 21, 2006 I'm going on 62 waiting periods...can I have sex now? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #91 July 21, 2006 (Trying to fight it, 'cause that joke was far too lame to admit I laughed.) Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #92 July 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteso are you saying I have to know the person for 30 days before having sex... well... there go my chances all together... there go my chancesmeh... well... yeah that's funny... btw: thanks matt... cause I didn't get it at first... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #93 July 21, 2006 Quotebtw: thanks matt... cause I didn't get it at first... I still don't get it. Am i having a blonde moment or is it just a really stupid joke? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #94 July 21, 2006 QuoteI'm going on 62 waiting periods...can I have sex now? Hey... I've got 184 waiting periods, and I still can't have sex... I've got ten years on ya...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #95 July 21, 2006 I don't get it either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #96 July 21, 2006 I said "there go my chances all together... Turtle came back with... <Everyone in unison> "there go my chances" as in like everyone would say it at the same time... its not really funny and its really bad funny... but it is funny... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #97 July 21, 2006 Definitely a groaner. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #98 July 21, 2006 Even with the explanation i still don't get it. Can we talk about onions or something i understand? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #99 July 21, 2006 I like onion rings, as long as they're not overcooked. When they're still soft in the middle, that's perfect. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #100 July 21, 2006 QuoteI like onion rings, as long as they're not overcooked. When they're still soft in the middle, that's perfect Normally i prefer things hard...but when it comes to onion rings, soft is OK. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
