waltappel 1 #1 July 24, 2006 After all, it is truly nice having a penis. When I'm bored, I can sit around and pretend my erect penis is the control stick of a fighter jet or a the gear shift of fine race car. I can pee from a balcony with the greatest of ease! When you want to lead me to the bedroom to satisfy your needs, I have a convenient handle for you. Yes, you have much to envy, but don't worry--most guys are willing to share.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 July 24, 2006 meh~ I have a pussy, I can control the WORLD!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #3 July 24, 2006 Oh Walt....did you stop going to your meetings again?Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #4 July 24, 2006 And here I was thinking... "Damn... I'm really envying Walt's penis. I hope he posts something about it... Maybe it will make me close the internet and get back to work..." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #5 July 24, 2006 QuoteOh Walt....did you stop going to your meetings again? LOLWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 July 24, 2006 QuoteOh Walt....did you stop going to your meetings again? That reminds me--time to take my meds! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 July 24, 2006 Oh thank God they're willing to share. I was about to die from jealousy. Edit: wait a sec - Walt, I bet you started this because you kept looking at the "Can you drive a stick?" thread and thought, "Heh heh, 'stick'. I can drive MY stick...hee hee" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 July 24, 2006 Quotemeh~ I have a pussy, I can control the WORLD!!!! g I can write my name in the snow or sand! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 July 24, 2006 Quote Oh thank God they're willing to share. I was about to die from jealousy. Yes, most of us guys have a very generous nature! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #10 July 24, 2006 ***I can write my name in the snow or sand! Walt __________________________________________________ Oh yeah...well I can bring a real live human being out of my goods! Wait...who would envy that? NEVERMIND!!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 July 24, 2006 QuoteI can write my name in the snow or sand! without a stencil!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #12 July 24, 2006 Where's that pic you posted a while back of a cartoon peeing your name in the snow? That was funny.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 July 24, 2006 Yawn...we have multiple orgasms. Until you can trump that, you list means squat. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 July 24, 2006 QuoteYawn...we have multiple orgasms. Until you can trump that, you list means squat. Yeah, but we are more efficient. We can have one orgasm after 30 seconds and be done for the night! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 July 24, 2006 QuoteWe can have one orgasm after 30 seconds and be done for the night! So can we! The rest are just bonuses! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 July 24, 2006 Quote So can we! The rest are just bonuses gloating! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #18 July 24, 2006 QuoteWhen I'm bored, I can sit around and pretend my erect penis is the control stick of a fighter jet or a the gear shift of fine race car. Walt's got a joy stick : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #19 July 24, 2006 Um Walt sweetie? Attention Deficit Disorder is not cured by seeking attention Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 July 24, 2006 QuoteUm Walt sweetie? Attention Deficit Disorder is not cured by seeking attention Wendy W. Not cured, but it sure is entertained! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
