MF42 0 #1 July 25, 2006 I was in the kitchen making a sandwich, and a flicker of motion outside the window caught my eye. What was that? After a few seconds I saw it: an enormous firefly lit up almost as bright as one of those little LED flashlights. This guy was so bright he cast shadows. I stepped outside to get a better look. He was easy enough to find out there; none of the other fireflys could even come close to matching him. I tried to catch him, but he was too sneaky. I'd estimate he was about 1.25" long. Huge freaking firefly. Could've been of those mutant space alien fireflys, I reckon. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #2 July 25, 2006 you do live downstream from the reactor....right? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #3 July 25, 2006 But...they said it was safe. They said they wanted to be good neighbors. Was it all a lie? Is my ass going to start glowing? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #4 July 25, 2006 Your ass is the first thing you'd be worried about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #5 July 25, 2006 No but your balls probably stopped working a while ago!!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 July 25, 2006 QuoteIs my ass going to start glowing? Did you shove a glowstick up there? cause that could be kinda neat. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #7 July 25, 2006 Well, that's what happened to that thar nukular firefly. His ass is glowing so bright you could read a book out there if he'd stay still for a little while. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 July 25, 2006 Yeah sweety but his ass naturally glows. What naturally glows on you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 July 25, 2006 What color do you think would be best? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #10 July 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs my ass going to start glowing? Did you shove a glowstick up there? cause that could be kinda neat. How 'bout glow-in-the-dark balls? That'd be kinda cool. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 July 25, 2006 Quote How 'bout glow-in-the-dark balls? That'd be kinda cool. All you gotta do is shove a glow stick *really* far into your dick and voila! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #12 July 25, 2006 Now that's a little over the top, man. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 July 25, 2006 Hrm, wonder if they make glow in the dark ice cream.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #14 July 25, 2006 Plain white vanilla ice cream, a blacklight, I betcha it would glow pretty good. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 July 25, 2006 Can i come over and play? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #16 July 25, 2006 So you want to see the mutant nukular alien firefly too? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
