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GQ_jumper

I'm gettin a mail order bride....

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oh yes they will asian, Dan wants him a lil geisha girl;)

But who the hell would want a mail order canadian, save yourself the postage and take a road trip;)
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Can one get a mail order Canadian?



"Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves." Lev 25:44

Apparently, there is a Biblical precedent for this.

It is ok to possess Canadians, but their pasty, white complexion can be a problem because they burn easily in the sun. :)

Canadians are for indoor use only.
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Do you see a lot of adds for mail order husbands out there?



Sadly, there is no hope for my future. I was hoping to be a "kept man", but women aren't looking for the "studly" type anymore.

When did "unemployed, middle-aged drunk" go out of fashion? Standards are definitely up there. :)

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so you're sayin they fry like canadian bacon(token cheesy line of the day:P)

ok I checked out all those sites and they suck:(. I'm dissapointed in each and every one of you, I want you all to think about what you've done and come talk to me when you've found me a wife. And if she's not hotter than the korean girl I have a date with tomorrow night than keep on lookin';)

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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ok I checked out all those sites and they suck:(.



There an entire list of documentaries on the subject.

Women in Prison


As far as Russian women, I sent Anna Kournakova an email and asked if she has any rich, attractive, professional athlete buddies that she could hook me up with. (I specified the "friends and dating" type)
So far, no response.

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I've spent some time in Korea, visiting the country, not on a base, there is plenty hot Koreans, where she comes from.



right you are!! damn near that entire region is like that, I'm almost considering re-enlisting to go to Okinawa for three years
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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right you are!! damn near that entire region is like that, I'm almost considering re-enlisting to go to Okinawa for three years

Why re-enlist... just go... not that I'm discouraging service... ;) but... :P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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my teammate and i are debating on where to go on vacation next summer when we get home from Iraq, he's pushin for Australia, and I keep sayin Thailand:). I guarantee I'd come home with a wife or two;)

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--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Aw, Bill, I'll keep ya. I mean, you won't get to eat, drink, live in a house, or skydive or anything. But I'll keep ya, just the same. :D



It's ok, I've spent so much time in the doghouse, I put a mailbox out in front. There are too few women of your obvious wisdom and concern for us less fortunate types. :)

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I've spent some time in Korea, visiting the country, not on a base, there is plenty hot Koreans, where she comes from.



right you are!! damn near that entire region is like that, I'm almost considering re-enlisting to go to Okinawa for three years



thay have great koreans in Florida :|

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Can one get a mail order Canadian?



It is ok to possess Canadians, but their pasty, white complexion can be a problem because they burn easily in the sun. :)

Canadians are for indoor use only.
:ph34r:



Bwhahahahaha ... :D:D:D:D

'Shell




nanana.. the one I am thinking of is just, rite, ripe.. shit how many glasses did I have tonight./?

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