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PsychoBob

Do female skydivers have low standards?

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I picked 3. Which was supposed to say Hang around Turtle, Hippie or Psycho.
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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I'm not touching this thread with a 10 foot pole... :o



You have a 10 foot pole? Well, that might explain why you're still a virgin. That would be PAINFUL. :D:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I'm not touching this thread with a 10 foot pole... :o



You have a 10 foot pole? Well, that might explain why you're still a virgin. That would be PAINFUL. :D:D

you say that like I would insist on inserting up to the shaft... (I wouldn't... :P) so that doesn't explain it...

Notice I don't deny it... :o:D:P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I'm not touching this thread with a 10 foot pole... :o



You have a 10 foot pole? Well, that might explain why you're still a virgin. That would be PAINFUL. :D:D

you say that like I would insist on inserting up to the shaft... (I wouldn't... :P) so that doesn't explain it...

Notice I don't deny it... :o:D:P

So what's the girth like on a 10 foot long penis?

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***Only the ones who date male skydivers.

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How about those that date female skydivers?:)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***So what's the girth like on a 10 foot long penis?

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Probably a little like this


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I've heard being "hung like a horse" but I've never heard "hung like a whale"!:ph34r::ph34r:

Now that's a dong!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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I would personally attack you for suggesting that one would have to lower their standards to hang out with me.. but then again... you may be right...
Proof is in my avatar. :|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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So what's the girth like on a 10 foot long penis?



Probably a little like this



The whale looks to be enjoying the exam.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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