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stuartledden

Are female skydivers wasting everybody's time including their own?

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Call me weird but I'd rather be in a plane full of sweet perfumed, hot chicks than a bunch of nasty, farting dudes. :)
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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Call me weird but I'd rather be in a plane full of sweet perfumed, hot chicks than a bunch of nasty, farting dudes. :)



What about sweet perfumed hot farting chicks? :|

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Chicks don't fart they "poot".:D Chick farts are still better than guy farts.:ph34r:

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***I know a few women that can make you want to exit at 600 feet over broken glass at a a Salt factory if they let one rip at takeoff.


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:D:D:D:D Anne Marie and Jessie are going to kill you for letting their secrets out.:D

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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I know a few women that can make you want to exit at 600 feet over broken glass at a a Salt factory if they let one rip at takeoff.


:D:D:D:D Anne Marie and Jessie are going to kill you for letting their secrets out.:D

Seems like you are the one that just let out their secret :P

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Chick farts are still better than guy farts.



I call Bullshit on that one!!
I know a few women that can make you want to exit at 600 feet over broken glass at a a Salt factory if they let one rip at takeoff.



some of the nastiest ass Ive ever smell "pooted" out a womans ass on an airplane ride to altitude.
I almost hurled. :|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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serious question: are you gay? because if you are, that's cool. i really like gay guys. some of the nicest guys i know! :)



I think he is just a little aged.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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***What about sweet perfumed hot farting chicks?

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Chicks don't fart they "poot".:D Chick farts are still better than guy farts.:ph34r:


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I would have to dis-agree with that statement!:D We had a girl who jumped with us and farted in the plane and she could drive the 'best' of the men out of the damned plane! She ripped one, on one load and we got out... 3000ft. shy of altitude!:D
I really believe, she wished she coulda' framed that one!:D


Chuck

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Some of the best sky divers I've ever seen were girls. There was one girl who trained and continued to jump at our DZ who was a pure 'natural' at the sport. I don't care what it was, belly-flying, sit, board, you name it... she was good at it. The sport needs mor women in it.


Chuck

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Are you speaking in referance to skills in the air, or in between the sheets, or at finding a guy?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm just being a little mischievous!!:D



But that doesn't answer my question - there were three choices, misceiviousness was not an option.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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But the whole question was not serious, we all know that skydiving chicks are simply the best!! Creep creep!!:D:D



Best AT WHAT?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Psychotic behavior??



Aw c'mon J you know I love you...

WAIT, I HATE YOU....

Sorry, I really do love you.

YOU RUINED ME YOU FUCKNUGGET.

Please forgive me, I love you.

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO BE A REAL MAN.

Sorry, you are the best. I love you....

:ph34r:

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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