RastaRicanAir 0 #1 July 22, 2006 For those craving a brief introspective(self-centered), soul-searching(self-indulgent), thought provoking questionnaire(complete waste of precious time) designed to help you facilitate emotional sharing(selfishly draw attention to yourself). 1. What is your favorite word? 2. What is your least favorite word? 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? 4. What turns you off? 5. What is your favorite curse word? 6. What sound or noise do you love? 7. What sound or noise do you hate? 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 9. What profession would you not like to do? 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ...How is it possible nobody's posted this before? Yes, I know it's Friday night. ....Whaddaya want from me? I have kids. ...Oooooh! And a full bottle of Bacardi. SEE YA!OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 July 22, 2006 1. Why 2. Can't 3. Connection 4. Denial 5. Fuck 6. Mmm 7. Screeching tires 8. Acting 9. Commercial fishing 10. C'mon in... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 July 22, 2006 1. What is your favorite word? - "DAAAAAD!" 2. What is your least favorite word? - "Me" 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - Someone smarter than me who challenges me (like my wife - she's hot, too!) 4. What turns you off? - both stupidity and passing the buck 5. What is your favorite curse word? - "fuck" 6. What sound or noise do you love? - 7. What sound or noise do you hate? - screaming 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - college professor 9. What profession would you not like to do? - anything in the sun (I'd be dead from melanoma before I reach 40) 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "BEER!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #4 July 22, 2006 Nice, I gotta steal this for the skydivelist at the club. Mucho Grassyass... 1Yes 2No 3Women 4Petty People 5godfuckindammit (when I am pissed or just rigging) 6My son's laughter 7Anything with a smug tone or Morbidly obese people with labored respiration masticating on greasy foods at a buffet (was that smug?). 8Lumberjack 9Anything in middle mngt for a corporation 10There must be a mistake, let's talk... nice post, Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #5 July 22, 2006 1. Yes 2. No 3. Idea exchanges 4. Closed minds 5. F**k 6. Laughter 7. Screaming 8. Sculptor 9. Child care professional 10. 'You weren't so bad. Come on in'. Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 July 22, 2006 Hello! Good-bye Music Arrogance Sonofabitch! Silence Booming bass from passing vehicles! Unlimited hydroplane driver! Sewer worker! C'mon in... it's O.K.! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #7 July 22, 2006 Quote 1. What is your favorite word? Exit, Exit, Exit! 2. What is your least favorite word? No. 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Somebody telling me I can't do something. 4. What turns you off? People who don't take care of themselves. 5. What is your favorite curse word? Fak! 6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of my fire/rescue pager going off. 7. What sound or noise do you hate? "Company 20, disregard your tones." 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Independent millionaire. 9. What profession would you not like to do? Teacher. 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Elvisio, I know I told you to make the most of it, but DAMN!" Elvisio "I wonder if God would actually call me Elvisio" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #8 July 22, 2006 1. What is your favorite word? cool 2. What is your least favorite word? retard 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? contrast 4. What turns you off? the mundane 5. What is your favorite curse word? son of a fucking cunthair 6. What sound or noise do you love? strings playing in a minor key 7. What sound or noise do you hate? men singing in the falsetto 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? author 9. What profession would you not like to do? psychiatrist 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? good job Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jaden 0 #9 July 24, 2006 1. What is your favorite word? Cool...Very cool. 2. What is your least favorite word? Cunt 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Determination/ Dedication/ Individuality 4. What turns you off? Lack of effort/ Control 5. What is your favorite curse word? F**k 6. What sound or noise do you love? Whale song/ Synthesizer/ Stratocaster 7. What sound or noise do you hate? Dry papertowel/napkin ripping 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Helicopter pilot/ Marine biology/ Interior Design 9. What profession would you not like to do? Customer service rep/ Insurance sales/ Packing 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Where the hell have you been... And why do you keep landing on your ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #10 July 24, 2006 1. What is your favorite word? Obviously 2. What is your least favorite word? Can't 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Possibilities 4. What turns you off? People screaming for attention 5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck 6. What sound or noise do you love? The ocean 7. What sound or noise do you hate? A child throwing a temper tantrum in public 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Design 9. What profession would you not like to do? Factory worker 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your chariot awaits, my dearest Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #11 July 27, 2006 Yeah, you can call this a bump, but I haven't gotten enough bizarre (READ: "typical skydiver") answers yet: 1. What is your favorite word? Beautiful! 2. What is your least favorite word? Later 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Full table, Full beer glass, Full room. 4. What turns you off? Contented ignorance 5. What is your favorite curse word? One of my mother's pet names for me, and the one I used affecionately when I spoke at my father's funeral: Asshole. (Or "GOD MOTHER F*CK-IT-ALL!!!! for therapeutic purposes) 6. What sound or noise do you love? The ocean 7. What sound or noise do you hate? MY child throwing a temper tantrum in public 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Rock star 9. What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer defending assholes 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? DUDE! You should've seen the LOOK on your face!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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MF42 0 #8 July 22, 2006 1. What is your favorite word? cool 2. What is your least favorite word? retard 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? contrast 4. What turns you off? the mundane 5. What is your favorite curse word? son of a fucking cunthair 6. What sound or noise do you love? strings playing in a minor key 7. What sound or noise do you hate? men singing in the falsetto 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? author 9. What profession would you not like to do? psychiatrist 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? good job Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #9 July 24, 2006 1. What is your favorite word? Cool...Very cool. 2. What is your least favorite word? Cunt 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Determination/ Dedication/ Individuality 4. What turns you off? Lack of effort/ Control 5. What is your favorite curse word? F**k 6. What sound or noise do you love? Whale song/ Synthesizer/ Stratocaster 7. What sound or noise do you hate? Dry papertowel/napkin ripping 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Helicopter pilot/ Marine biology/ Interior Design 9. What profession would you not like to do? Customer service rep/ Insurance sales/ Packing 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Where the hell have you been... And why do you keep landing on your ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 July 24, 2006 1. What is your favorite word? Obviously 2. What is your least favorite word? Can't 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Possibilities 4. What turns you off? People screaming for attention 5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck 6. What sound or noise do you love? The ocean 7. What sound or noise do you hate? A child throwing a temper tantrum in public 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Design 9. What profession would you not like to do? Factory worker 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your chariot awaits, my dearest Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #11 July 27, 2006 Yeah, you can call this a bump, but I haven't gotten enough bizarre (READ: "typical skydiver") answers yet: 1. What is your favorite word? Beautiful! 2. What is your least favorite word? Later 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Full table, Full beer glass, Full room. 4. What turns you off? Contented ignorance 5. What is your favorite curse word? One of my mother's pet names for me, and the one I used affecionately when I spoke at my father's funeral: Asshole. (Or "GOD MOTHER F*CK-IT-ALL!!!! for therapeutic purposes) 6. What sound or noise do you love? The ocean 7. What sound or noise do you hate? MY child throwing a temper tantrum in public 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Rock star 9. What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer defending assholes 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? DUDE! You should've seen the LOOK on your face!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites