When is it appropriate to get pie'd?

[wightout 0]

I'm just curious...I know there are official beer rules. Are there any official pie rules?
Why don't we make some up if there are none. Suggestions are welcome!!

[Lindercles 0]

I've never heard 500, just 100 and 1000

[DJL 235]

We pie when we damn well feel like it. Pie'd an AFF grad last weekend.

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[monkycndo 0]

I think #1 is the most common. Our DZ obides by the rule that you must have more jumps than the person getting pied to participate in the pieing. Also, the recipient must be out of rig and jumpsuit. We tend to wait till after the beerlight is on and they are enjoying the celebrity of making the 100th. Watching them be nervous as people are walking by is part of the fun. We even purposely wait a few weeks so they start to think we forgot. Silly kids, they should know better. Mwahahahaha

We only use whipped cream. No nasty shit like pickle relish/ beans/mustard.

You might as well just accept it and have fun with it. And wash the wiped cream out of you ears/nose and any other crevice as soon as possible. That shit really stinks in such a short time.

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[selbbub78 0]

i think our dz does 100th, 1000th, and sometimes 500th. I can be positive though.

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[TallGuy 0]

Any major skydiving milestone is a pieing offense. Especially if the milestone is a big deal to you.

[PsychoBob 0]

Pie time is anytime.I pied myself on the way to work this morning. The lady in the car next to me thought I had lost my mind.

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[wightout 0]

I like the way you think!
I'm becoming more resigned to the fact that it is going to happen. I'm grateful I'm loved and that they care so much about me that they want to pie me...
Thank GOD our DZ has a shower!!

[TallGuy 0]

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I think #1 is the most common. Our DZ obides by the rule that you must have more jumps than the person getting pied to participate in the pieing.

See the problem is who pies the senior jumper. If Bill Daus makes his 40,000th jump who is going to pie him?
I think it's more reasonable to say,"You can't pie until you've been pied." Certainly if a non-uptight senior jumper is present they should be consulted before pieing.

[brierebecca 0]

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Our DZ obides by the rule that you must have more jumps than the person getting pied to participate in the pieing

Man, I WISH our DZ abided by this rule. As it is, the most vicious pie-ers tend to be those with not a lot of jumps.

Brie

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[rehmwa 2]

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Any major skydiving milestone is a pieing offense. Especially if the milestone is a big deal to you.

a lot of people have merged the beer rules thing with pie'ing

I think everyone should get medals and pied for just showing up at the DZ

Edit: Lately, if that would get more up jumpers to show up more, it would be worth it (another 100 degree, 99% humidity weekend coming up)

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