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Keith

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It's been a busy week; I've been getting up at 5 and getting home around 10. Tonight I got home around 6 and decided I'd be lazy.

I don't usually spend my change so it piles up. Tonight, since I was being lazy, I decided to count and wrap it. I had $250.77 in change sitting around my room B| It's gay pride here in San Diego this weekend so I think I'll buy myself a gigolo :| or some jumps :D and beer for some friends B|

What would you do with $250 found in your room?
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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I had $250.77 in change sitting around my room

WOW... That is a shit ton of Change... I have exactly 65 cents in change in my house... (I don't collect it...) and hate having change... but damn... that's just WOW...

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Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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w/ all that change, you could buy your gigolo a jump!



I'd rather jump him :P



just don't tell him you're paying him in change before you jump him... the quality of the experience may be affected. B|

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Ya think he'll have a problem being paid in pennies? :| I'll just tell him, "if the sex had been better the bills would have been larger." ;)



... or during, every few seconds you could toss a quarter at him or something :D

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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65 cents? What kind of gigolo are you going to get with 65 cents?



A 65 Cent dirt-rascal giggilo or a $650 gay giggilo...either way they both do crack.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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Ya think he'll have a problem being paid in pennies? :| I'll just tell him, "if the sex had been better the bills would have been larger." ;)



... or during, every few seconds you could toss a quarter at him or something :D




Just wanted to let you two boys know this exchange made me LOL this morning, and I REALLY needed a laugh! Thanks boys!;)

It's so good to have you DZ.comers' out there!:)
"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson

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What would you do with $250 found in your room?



Skydive baby! Skydive!

I should really take my change down and cash it it.
I think I have 4 spagetti sauce jars full of change. In the past they had around 75 each. Ive not cashed in for some time now.

hmmmm....
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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