JENNR8R 0 #1 July 27, 2006 My boss owns several buildings in our office complex. He got a panic call this morning when one of the tenants saw a squirrel in her office. Several hours later the police and animal control came twice with an ambulance (in case the squirrel was rabid). They couldn’t catch it. It had gotten into the ceiling and ductwork. A man was called to bring a trap. He wanted the tenant to look in the storage room to see if the squirrel was in it at the end of the day. No way would she do that. Guess who got to open the door to see if the squirrel was there? The woman had the storage room door locked with a chair in front of it. How is the squirrel going to open the door and push the chair away? The big, bad squirrel is still at large... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #2 July 27, 2006 Hi squirrel hunter, maybe it found some blue pills? **** SFW **** fockersBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #3 July 27, 2006 Why she sounds nuttier than a squirrel turd! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #4 July 27, 2006 Hi squirrel hunter, maybe it found some blue pills? Quote Let's hope not. If the squirrel dies in the ceiling, the whole office will have to be torn apart to find it to get rid of the smell...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #5 July 28, 2006 Update on the big bad squirrel... Shortly after I left, the squirrel found it's way into the office. The tenant grabbed her purse, stood on her desk, and started screaming. The husband started chasing it around. They finally decided that it would be a good idea to open the front door, and it ran outside. Good riddance to a creature that could open doorknobs, push doors open that had chairs in front them, and steal ones identity... Bad squirrel!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #6 July 28, 2006 That squirrel sounds like one tough mofo! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
JENNR8R 0 #5 July 28, 2006 Update on the big bad squirrel... Shortly after I left, the squirrel found it's way into the office. The tenant grabbed her purse, stood on her desk, and started screaming. The husband started chasing it around. They finally decided that it would be a good idea to open the front door, and it ran outside. Good riddance to a creature that could open doorknobs, push doors open that had chairs in front them, and steal ones identity... Bad squirrel!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #6 July 28, 2006 That squirrel sounds like one tough mofo! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
