goofyjumper 0 #1 July 28, 2006 Ok, I work at law firm and one of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm. He always sneeks up behind me and then screams and scares the shit out of me. He is leaving in about 20 days to go to college and I want to get him back BIG time. Any office prank ideas that will not piss off his Dad? I can't find any good ideas online that will get him good enough.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 July 28, 2006 QuoteOk, I work at law firm and one of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm. He always sneeks up behind me and then screams and scares the shit out of me. He is leaving in about 20 days to go to college and I want to get him back BIG time. Any office prank ideas that will not piss off his Dad? I can't find any good ideas online that will get him good enough. Get a couple of alarm clocks and hide them in his desk - you know the Bell kind, and set them to all go off at once. or you can do the digital - but turn up the volume REALLY LOUD and put it on an "Ethnic" station, guaranteed humiliation and fear.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #3 July 28, 2006 nothin worse than some kid in the workplace, especially when it belongs to the boss we'll have to come up with something good, some Visine in his apple juice will put him out of commission while we think of something betterGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissay 0 #4 July 28, 2006 Here are some good discreet ones: Put lotion on the earpiece to his phone. Tape his drawers shut. Discreetly disconnect the phone cord from his phone. Put his chair down all the way. Foil his cube. Umm...that's about all I can think of right now...and nope, I swear I have NEVER done any of these! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 July 28, 2006 If you can get inside the handpiece of his phone, put tape over the microphone and close it back up. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 July 28, 2006 Quoteone of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm It is therefore patently obvious that this kid has a car. There are plenty of things you can do for fun... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 July 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteone of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm It is therefore patently obvious that this kid has a car. There are plenty of things you can do for fun... Bannana - Tailpipe - Perfect Match.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #8 July 28, 2006 Ok those are all good ideas. I will let you know what I do. Thanks----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 July 28, 2006 [Mocking him] You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #10 July 28, 2006 Ahhh...a fellow office prankster I see.....nice!!! Allow me to add a few suggestions: -trackball mouse: take the ball out -optical mouse - small piece of tap on sensor (preferablly inside the crevace) -if using windows...change the start up music in the base settings to something hilarious (could do this to every application to) -pop off the keys on his keyboard and rearrange them -tape everything to his desk (pens included). Tape absolutley everything -take a picture of your middle finger and make it his wallpaper -black ink on the phone headset (if black phone) -if it's a small office...saran wrap the toilet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #11 July 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteone of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm It is therefore patently obvious that this kid has a car. There are plenty of things you can do for fun... Bannana - Tailpipe - Perfect Match. no you can do much better then that , first you need to borrow they keys with out him knowing and remove the the inshrence and ownership slip. Return the keys, then you need to liberate his walet (putting it in a normal place some one would forget ther walt like a desk or something is best but only after you do step three) as they are about to leave call in the car stolen (pay phone probly would be best since you have the walet and info this should e realy easy to give all the details they requier. and let the entertaiment begin! SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #12 July 28, 2006 no don't go we are just getting started i'm trying to find a web link to an email i got one time, it said something like "message from a friend" when you open the attachment it screams STOP LOOKING AT PORNO AND GET BACK TO WORKGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #13 July 28, 2006 1. Hit [Prt Scr] button. 2. Open "Paint" 3. Press [Ctrl] + [V] 4. Click "OK" 5. File>Save As> - Save as background.bmp. 6. Change the desktop background to the image you saved. 7. Delete some of the shortcuts on the desktop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #14 July 28, 2006 Here is the thing though, he doesn't really have permanent desk. I need to do somthing that will hit him hard or scare him badly.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 July 28, 2006 QuoteHere is the thing though, he doesn't really have permanent desk. I need to do somthing that will hit him hard or scare him badly. Simple - Get a warning horn - marine horn - or whatever the loud compressed gas horns are called. Get the BIG one - wait for him to go to the rest room and . . . either walk in there while he has his back turned or wait until he comes out - (the urinal would be funnier) and let him have a nice LONG BLAST of noise!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #16 July 28, 2006 OK, any other info you left out? just get him drunk and put him on a bus without his wallet, BTW that is a bus heading out of town, one-wayGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #17 July 28, 2006 Wire his brake lights to his horn on his car. Guaranteed entertainment at the first stoplight he pulls up to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #18 July 28, 2006 Take a can of non gel shaving cream, and put it in a freezer. When it is frozen remove the bottom of the can and put it in co worker's drawer. When it melts it expands and explodes all over everything. Go into his e-mail and change their defaults to autmatically "blind carbon copy" their boss or supervisor. Hook all the paper clips together so that when they pull one out, they all come out together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #19 July 28, 2006 I once ran a small insulated wire from the #1 spark plug wire under the car to the metal seat frame. When my "friend" started his car, it jolted the hell out of him until he killed the engine. It only took him about 30 minutes to find the problen, lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #20 July 28, 2006 I've got time to state some things now: The law office is a peculiar sort of place. There are plenty of things that generally just are not questioned, and as a courier he has no reason to do it. One thing is you need to tell the partners what youplan on. Get a partner or an attorney to be some bait. A nice joke would be to have a request to go pick up a lady who works at the Coroner's office. Tallahassee has one. Send him over there with directions that he is to pick up "Myra Maines." "Just go to the front counter and speak to the person. Let the person at the desk know you are there for 'Myra Maines.' You are there to take Myra Maines for a brief deposition." Imagine the fun of him asking the coroner's office for his remains. Since he's got a car, there are lots of others thingsyou can do. Put a bumper sticker on it that says, "Cops can't find probable Cause to Stop Me." Then unscrew one of his taillights. Or, you could get a phony parking ticket and put it on his car. Another one is to siphon out his gasoline. You may want to take an old bicycle and chain it to his rear bumper. He'll be wondering what the hell is going on and won't want to drive his car with a bike on it. You can also attach a playing card or something to the axle that will make a sound as it rubs on the wheel - he'll wonder what the rubbing noise is. If you want to get REALLY MEAN. but have a great laugh, have some "process server" show up at work when he is there and his dad can hear/see it. The process server will serve him with papers for a child support action. Odds are, he's got a big mouth and has spoken about one or two past girlfriends, and there must be a willing accomplice who can draft up some realistic looking documentation with the "mother's" name. The kid will shit his pants, especially if his dad pretty plainly heard it. (edited to add - if you can get video and post it on youtube or something, it'd be even better) Or, you can get another trusted friend with Caller I.D. blocking to call up someone at the office. What you do is figure out where he did some courier jobs, and pick out some seedy corners in the general neighborhood. Have the person say that he's from the County Sheriff/DEA/Local Police, etc., and ask the person who made the assigments whatever information they know, i.e., "we have an informant who told us that [the mark] is making pickups and deliveries for a lawyer at the office. We believe that investigation shows this is a cover. We have video of him at [intersection] making a buy of a large amount of drugs. Do you know if he was supposed to be in the neighborhood of [street intersection] yesterday at around 2:30?" Plenty of laughs to be had with the kid! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 July 28, 2006 Here . . . try this . . . Air HornI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #22 July 28, 2006 Uhh, one other idea....lol. wire his brake lights to two small model rocket motors which will ignite two cherry bombs inside his taillights...When he steps on the brakes, his taillights will explode, lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #23 July 28, 2006 Quote Simple - Get a warning horn - marine horn - or whatever the loud compressed gas horns are called. Get the BIG one - wait for him to go to the rest room and . . . either walk in there while he has his back turned or wait until he comes out - (the urinal would be funnier) and let him have a nice LONG BLAST of noise! now that is funny!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 July 28, 2006 Staple his nuts to a desk.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #25 July 28, 2006 Quote He is leaving in about 20 days to go to college and I want to get him back BIG time. call his college, say your are his sister, he passed away suddenly, and cancel his enrollement. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
