kenz 0 #1 July 26, 2006 this one has been posted a MILLION times before on myspace but i figured throwing it up on here could get entertaining... what would your first thought be if you rolled over and woke up next to the person posted above you ?"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 July 26, 2006 How you doin'? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #3 July 26, 2006 Sacre Bleu!!!"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #4 July 26, 2006 LOL...he's an amateur proctologist! HELLLLP~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #5 July 26, 2006 oh come on people - you have some creative minds - yes its a stupid thread but it can be funnnnn come on bite damnit if i were to wake up next to april - i would say - um hi and you are"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #6 July 26, 2006 Quoteum hi and you are And I would answer, "Oh goodmorning ladies. Don't worry, I have the room until tomorrow." April, I'd forgotten that was there and was actually a little confused. It was a joke at bars a while back when I met new people ("Oh yes, dabble in proctology...freelance work mostly...") and I was trying to figure out when I'd posted it on here."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #7 July 26, 2006 I read the profile before I thought of the answer. Now I have to think of another cause you're over me again... 'um..can you get that HOOF outta my ________'~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #8 July 26, 2006 Good morning [thinking] I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about this [thinking] CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #9 July 26, 2006 Yes, good morning Homer, yup, fine nymphs...fine ass nymphs ALL UP in Arcadia... Ok, we need to get a little bit of your storyline straight, brother...first of all, this whole skipping around with flutes thing....COME ON! Ruining my rep, brother!!"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 July 26, 2006 I've been abducted?? ET get coffee!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #11 July 26, 2006 QuoteI've been abducted?? ET get coffee!! ET shut up and let me sleep a little longer! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 July 26, 2006 I've heard of beer goggles but what the hell are THOSE? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #13 July 26, 2006 I fixed it for you.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkR 0 #14 July 26, 2006 QuoteI fixed it for you. That's a stupid line to say to someone you've just spent the night with. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.« Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGraham 0 #15 July 26, 2006 "Wow, you fixed it for me!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 July 26, 2006 "invisable, yea thats the way I like it"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #17 July 26, 2006 HI STALKER. scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 July 26, 2006 funny, I dont remember you falling asleep wearing that Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #19 July 26, 2006 do you remember dressing me like that during the night ? or else our room must be hFaRuEnNtCeHdY.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 July 26, 2006 I dressed you to protect you from the FgRhEoNsHt Edit to add - Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGraham 0 #21 July 26, 2006 OMFG w0w 1 gt 2 ph0n3 m1 m0m abt th15 w0w!!!!!111111shift+1shift+1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 July 26, 2006 Holy shit I just was able to read that Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGraham 0 #23 July 26, 2006 Well, nobody's perfect... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 July 26, 2006 Then how come I have these planets orbiting around me Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuartledden 0 #25 July 26, 2006 There is a God!! Don't forget to pull your stopping ropes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
