SmilingPhoenix 0 #1 August 1, 2006 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Connecticut, and bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning . He said that it took a couple of days, but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. He said he did not see any results the first day, the second day things were a little better, but by the 3rd day the house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from New Jersey. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and she was to have hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything. By the 3rd day, the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and phone a landscaper. Dont' you love those Jersey Girls????????Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdy2skydive 0 #2 August 1, 2006 A girl from New Jersey and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from NJ, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from New Jersey sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya from, bitch?" I love being a Jersey girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
