BillyVance 35 #1 July 31, 2006 It's been a while, and I blame this POS computer for wimping out on me. I finally got it fixed though. It's hard to do much of anything while taking care of my baby. And too hot most of the time to go out with her this summer. She's doing great though! She now weighs 12 lbs and growing like a weed! I'll post a few pictures soon. So what the hell has been going on here in my absence??"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #2 July 31, 2006 Hey, congrats on the baby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #3 July 31, 2006 Good thing your back. This site was starting to become all proper and all. Speaking of.....Where's funks? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #4 July 31, 2006 QuoteGood thing your back. This site was starting to become all proper and all. Speaking of.....Where's funks? Chris "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #5 August 1, 2006 ***So what the hell has been going on here in my absence?? Quote Shrek lost 80 lbs. SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. As you can see nothing has changed but we're glad your back."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #6 August 1, 2006 lost 80 found 120lbshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #7 August 1, 2006 QuoteShrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now. Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall The CREW gyno position is still open. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites marks 0 #8 August 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now. Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall Shimell hasn't changed.! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #9 August 1, 2006 I was happy to see you... til you called me a fucker. Now my feelings are kind of hurt. If only it were true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #10 August 1, 2006 You've got a good excuse so, we'll let you slide... this time! This hot summer has been the pits! That's quite a little girl you have there. Little girls are fun. they go through all those great phases. Tom-boy to little lady to teen-ager. Ya' don't want to miss a minute of it. By the way... Welcome Back! Kinda sorta missed ya' 'round here. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #11 August 1, 2006 QuoteI was happy to see you... til you called me a fucker. Now my feelings are kind of hurt. If only it were true... Being called a fucker by Billy Vance is an oxymoron. So cheer up!Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #12 August 1, 2006 I think Muenkel just called you a moron. Guys around here aren't very nice, are they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #13 August 1, 2006 QuoteGuys around here aren't very nice, are they?that's kind of a mean generalization... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #14 August 1, 2006 Hey Scott- Stop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #15 August 1, 2006 QuoteHey Scott- Stop. ok. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #16 August 1, 2006 Don't do the sad face!!! Then I feel guilty. Oh hell, just do what you want. Stop. Go. Whatever, ok? C'mon, let's have a smile now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #17 August 1, 2006 QuoteDon't do the sad face!!! Then I feel guilty. Oh hell, just do what you want. Stop. Go. Whatever, ok? C'mon, let's have a smile now.We do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset... damn can't win... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #18 August 1, 2006 QuoteWe do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset... damn can't win... Spoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #19 August 1, 2006 QuoteI think Muenkel just called you a moron. Guys around here aren't very nice, are they? Muenkel knows me better... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #20 August 1, 2006 QuoteSpoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. hell of course I have experience... I have all kinds of experience getting shot down by women before I even get to 1st base... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grue 1 #21 August 1, 2006 Quote So what the hell has been going on here in my absence?? I blew up a canopy!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #22 August 1, 2006 Well Damn!!!! The world is right again! WoooooHoooooo! What with Funks laying low and Walt on his best behavior, this place has gotten, dare I say it...BORING! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #23 August 1, 2006 Quote Shimell hasn't changed.! True, he is still a SPAZ! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 July 31, 2006 Good thing your back. This site was starting to become all proper and all. Speaking of.....Where's funks? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #4 July 31, 2006 QuoteGood thing your back. This site was starting to become all proper and all. Speaking of.....Where's funks? Chris "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #5 August 1, 2006 ***So what the hell has been going on here in my absence?? Quote Shrek lost 80 lbs. SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. As you can see nothing has changed but we're glad your back."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #6 August 1, 2006 lost 80 found 120lbshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #7 August 1, 2006 QuoteShrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now. Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall The CREW gyno position is still open. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites marks 0 #8 August 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now. Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall Shimell hasn't changed.! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #9 August 1, 2006 I was happy to see you... til you called me a fucker. Now my feelings are kind of hurt. If only it were true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #10 August 1, 2006 You've got a good excuse so, we'll let you slide... this time! This hot summer has been the pits! That's quite a little girl you have there. Little girls are fun. they go through all those great phases. Tom-boy to little lady to teen-ager. Ya' don't want to miss a minute of it. By the way... Welcome Back! Kinda sorta missed ya' 'round here. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #11 August 1, 2006 QuoteI was happy to see you... til you called me a fucker. Now my feelings are kind of hurt. If only it were true... Being called a fucker by Billy Vance is an oxymoron. So cheer up!Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #12 August 1, 2006 I think Muenkel just called you a moron. Guys around here aren't very nice, are they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #13 August 1, 2006 QuoteGuys around here aren't very nice, are they?that's kind of a mean generalization... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #14 August 1, 2006 Hey Scott- Stop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #15 August 1, 2006 QuoteHey Scott- Stop. ok. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #16 August 1, 2006 Don't do the sad face!!! Then I feel guilty. Oh hell, just do what you want. Stop. Go. Whatever, ok? C'mon, let's have a smile now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #17 August 1, 2006 QuoteDon't do the sad face!!! Then I feel guilty. Oh hell, just do what you want. Stop. Go. Whatever, ok? C'mon, let's have a smile now.We do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset... damn can't win... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #18 August 1, 2006 QuoteWe do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset... damn can't win... Spoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #19 August 1, 2006 QuoteI think Muenkel just called you a moron. Guys around here aren't very nice, are they? Muenkel knows me better... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #20 August 1, 2006 QuoteSpoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. hell of course I have experience... I have all kinds of experience getting shot down by women before I even get to 1st base... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grue 1 #21 August 1, 2006 Quote So what the hell has been going on here in my absence?? I blew up a canopy!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #22 August 1, 2006 Well Damn!!!! The world is right again! WoooooHoooooo! What with Funks laying low and Walt on his best behavior, this place has gotten, dare I say it...BORING! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #23 August 1, 2006 Quote Shimell hasn't changed.! True, he is still a SPAZ! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 August 1, 2006 lost 80 found 120lbshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #7 August 1, 2006 QuoteShrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now. Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall The CREW gyno position is still open. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #8 August 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now. Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league. And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall Shimell hasn't changed.! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 August 1, 2006 I was happy to see you... til you called me a fucker. Now my feelings are kind of hurt. If only it were true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 August 1, 2006 You've got a good excuse so, we'll let you slide... this time! This hot summer has been the pits! That's quite a little girl you have there. Little girls are fun. they go through all those great phases. Tom-boy to little lady to teen-ager. Ya' don't want to miss a minute of it. By the way... Welcome Back! Kinda sorta missed ya' 'round here. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 August 1, 2006 QuoteI was happy to see you... til you called me a fucker. Now my feelings are kind of hurt. If only it were true... Being called a fucker by Billy Vance is an oxymoron. So cheer up!Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #12 August 1, 2006 I think Muenkel just called you a moron. Guys around here aren't very nice, are they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 August 1, 2006 QuoteGuys around here aren't very nice, are they?that's kind of a mean generalization... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 August 1, 2006 QuoteHey Scott- Stop. ok. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #16 August 1, 2006 Don't do the sad face!!! Then I feel guilty. Oh hell, just do what you want. Stop. Go. Whatever, ok? C'mon, let's have a smile now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 August 1, 2006 QuoteDon't do the sad face!!! Then I feel guilty. Oh hell, just do what you want. Stop. Go. Whatever, ok? C'mon, let's have a smile now.We do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset... damn can't win... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 August 1, 2006 QuoteWe do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset... damn can't win... Spoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #19 August 1, 2006 QuoteI think Muenkel just called you a moron. Guys around here aren't very nice, are they? Muenkel knows me better... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 August 1, 2006 QuoteSpoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. hell of course I have experience... I have all kinds of experience getting shot down by women before I even get to 1st base... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 August 1, 2006 Quote So what the hell has been going on here in my absence?? I blew up a canopy!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 August 1, 2006 Well Damn!!!! The world is right again! WoooooHoooooo! What with Funks laying low and Walt on his best behavior, this place has gotten, dare I say it...BORING! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #23 August 1, 2006 Quote Shimell hasn't changed.! True, he is still a SPAZ! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 August 1, 2006 Quote Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now. HEY!!! I bathe . . . sometimes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 August 1, 2006 QuoteWell Damn!!!! The world is right again! WoooooHoooooo! What with Funks laying low and Walt on his best behavior, this place has gotten, dare I say it...BORING! Looks like Funks reared his ugly head once again with that thread that got locked this afternoon. So, who holds the record for starting the most locked threads? I know I've had a few, but nowhere near the most... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites