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I'm back, fuckers!

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It's been a while, and I blame this POS computer for wimping out on me. :|

I finally got it fixed though. It's hard to do much of anything while taking care of my baby. And too hot most of the time to go out with her this summer.

She's doing great though! She now weighs 12 lbs and growing like a weed! :D I'll post a few pictures soon. :)
So what the hell has been going on here in my absence??
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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***So what the hell has been going on here in my absence??

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Shrek lost 80 lbs.
SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe.
Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay...
Lauralicious took a job as a stripper.
Lesley and Jean have become Nuns.
And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist.

:S:P:)As you can see nothing has changed but we're glad your back.:)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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Shrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above
SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True
Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now.
Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought
Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league.
And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall



The CREW gyno position is still open. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Shrek lost 80 lbs. He answered above
SkyMama is in lust with Mike Rowe. True
Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now.
Lauralicious took a job as a stripper. Damn, she took that breakup with that asshole whats-his-name harder than I thought
Lesley and Jean have become Nuns. Have seen the pics. Different covent than Swedishcelt though, but they're in the same water polo league.
And I have started traveling the boogie circuit as a free-lance gynecologist. But only in freefall
Shimell hasn't changed.!B|;)



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You've got a good excuse so, we'll let you slide... this time!:D:D This hot summer has been the pits! That's quite a little girl you have there. Little girls are fun. they go through all those great phases. Tom-boy to little lady to teen-ager. Ya' don't want to miss a minute of it.
By the way... Welcome Back! Kinda sorta missed ya' 'round here.


Chuck

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I was happy to see you... til you called me a fucker. Now my feelings are kind of hurt.

If only it were true...



Being called a fucker by Billy Vance is an oxymoron. So cheer up!:)
Chris



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Don't do the sad face!!! Then I feel guilty.
:S
Oh hell, just do what you want. Stop. Go. Whatever, ok? C'mon, let's have a smile now.;)

We do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset...

damn can't win... :|:D:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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We do what you ask... you get upset... we don't do what you ask... you get upset...

damn can't win... :|:D:D



Spoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Spoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. :|

hell of course I have experience... I have all kinds of experience getting shot down by women before I even get to 1st base... :|
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Well Damn!!!!

The world is right again!
WoooooHoooooo!

What with Funks laying low and Walt on his best behavior, this place has gotten, dare I say it...BORING!

:D:D:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Kel is gay, straight, bi, straight, gay... I think she's now into unwashed reptiles now.



HEY!!!>:(

I bathe . . . sometimes.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Well Damn!!!!

The world is right again!
WoooooHoooooo!

What with Funks laying low and Walt on his best behavior, this place has gotten, dare I say it...BORING!

:D:D:D



Looks like Funks reared his ugly head once again with that thread that got locked this afternoon. :D:D:D

So, who holds the record for starting the most locked threads? I know I've had a few, but nowhere near the most... :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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