bbarnhouse 0 #1 July 27, 2006 the trees are whistling for the dogs you can say 113 degrees without fainting you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl and... your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" Gawd I love this place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #2 July 27, 2006 Inside of my truck was so hot this week. I can now drive all the way home using two fingers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #3 July 27, 2006 Quotethe trees are whistling for the dogs you can say 113 degrees without fainting you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl and... your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" Gawd I love this place. ON MY WAY! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 July 27, 2006 QuoteON MY WAY! Yippeee!! I remember when I was attending college here...I learned very quickly NOT to wear make-up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 27, 2006 Vegas is much the same. I can fill a 5 gallon bucket with my ballsweat. (ain't that a pretty picture)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 July 27, 2006 Quote(ain't that a pretty picture) In a word...no.bad bad bad Jt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 July 27, 2006 QuoteVegas is much the same. I can fill a 5 gallon bucket with my ballsweat. (ain't that a pretty picture) Thanks for that visual... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #8 July 27, 2006 I've been thinking about moving there! Suburb of Phoenix. I was going to go out to visit later this year when the weather is coolor, but maybe I should experience the summer heat as well... At least it's not humid, like here in Florida! JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 July 27, 2006 It's only supposed to hit 107 today. Our last 7 days have been: 109. 109. 112, 113, 113, 113, and 112 yesterday. It's amazing how cool it actually feels. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 July 27, 2006 Ya know...it's rather telling when it's 99 out and it feels chilly! LOL Trust me it has NOT been a dry heat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #11 July 27, 2006 Nor were the 113 days. Sunday's low temperature was 90 degrees! 90 Degrees for a LOW! An all-time record. I hated it, and even hate this 107 degrees, what with that 3 cubic yards of dirt I need to move.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 July 27, 2006 . . . that I saw a jackrabbit carryng a canteen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #13 July 27, 2006 QuoteIt's only supposed to hit 107 today. Our last 7 days have been: 109. 109. 112, 113, 113, 113, and 112 yesterday. It's amazing how cool it actually feels. You haven't lived until your here in Il when the temp hits around 105-106F and the humidity was nearly 100%, that was very very hot. That particular day the record was set I was stuck working outside in the full sun, professional.... my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #14 July 27, 2006 Im sure its hot where ever you are ..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #15 July 27, 2006 QuoteIt's only supposed to hit 107 today. It's amazing how cool it actually feels. LOL...I noticed that today! With temps up to 118 at the end of last week....107 seemed "pleasant" today....Hell they are talking lows in the upper 80's this weekend! I would suggest that you all cover your plants and bring your animals inside or make sure they have warm bedding!! QuoteAt least it's not humid, like here in Florida! Jeff, .....I'm beggin to come back to 95 and humid. (which I am tmr..you heading to the dz?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #16 July 27, 2006 QuoteIm sure its hot where ever you are Bwahhhhhhhhhh well let me put it to you this way...when I die I will know what to expect Ah, Arizona! The devil wanted a place on earth Sort of a summer home A place to spend his vacation Whenever he wanted to roam. So he picked out Arizona A place both wretched and rough Where the climate was to his liking And the cowboys hardened and tough. He dried up the streams in the canyons And ordered no rain to fall He dried up the lakes in the valleys Then baked and scorched it all. Then over his barren country He transplanted shrubs from hell. The cactus, thistle and prickly pear The climate suited them well. Now the home was much to his liking But animal life, he had none. So he created crawling creatures That all mankind would shun. First he made the rattlesnake With it's forked poisonous tongue. Taught it to strike and rattle And how to swallow it's young. Then he made scorpions and lizards And the ugly old horned toad. He placed spiders of every description Under rocks by the side of the road. Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, Hotter and hotter still. Until even the cactus wilted And the old horned lizard took ill. Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom As any creator would He chuckled a little up his sleeve And admitted that it was good. Twas summer now and Satan lay By a prickly pear to rest. The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow So he took off his coat and vest. "By Golly, " he finally panted, "I did my job too well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than Hell. " Author Unknown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #17 July 28, 2006 It' so hot in California that I forgot to put a shirt on when I went outside this morning. I came inside really, really fast. I don't think anyone noticed - at least, there were no screeching brakes... I've got to remember to wear clothes outside the house. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #18 July 28, 2006 QuoteJeff, .....I'm beggin to come back to 95 and humid. (which I am tmr..you heading to the dz?) Depends on the weather. If it's nice, I may show up for a while Saturday, otherwise I'm taking the weekend off to do responsible stuff. Let me know if you're comin' through Jax, we'll grab beer at that hole in the wall we were at last time. JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 July 28, 2006 QuoteIt' so hot in California that I forgot to put a shirt on when I went outside this morning. I came inside really, really fast. I don't think anyone noticed - at least, there were no screeching brakes... I've got to remember to wear clothes outside the house NO way!! LOL Miche...sounds like something I would do! Ooops! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #20 July 28, 2006 OH no please dont, but do tell me where you live!!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #21 July 28, 2006 Desert=Hot Swamp Coolers=Cooler Desert+Outside=Hot Desert=Mosquitos Desert=Huge Ass Frogs Desert+Winter= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #22 July 28, 2006 QuoteNO way!! LOL Miche...sounds like something I would do! Stepped out to put the outside cats' food and water out, and realized...I had no top. I've been alternatively blushing and laughing about it all day. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #23 July 28, 2006 QuoteOH no please dont, but do tell me where you live!!! During the summer, the rule here is as few clothes as legally possible...Los Angeles area. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #24 July 28, 2006 QuoteStepped out to put the outside cats' food and water out, and realized...I had no top. I've been alternatively blushing and laughing about it all day. I accidently walked into the women's restroom at a local bar last weekend... I was very relieved that it turned out unoccupied... but I was very flustered about it... What's worse is I was totally sober... (I had a couple of diet cokes... but no alcohol... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #25 July 28, 2006 and yet no address.......Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
