How soon should one christen a new couch?

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So i just got a brand spanking new out the box couch. How soon should i christen the bad boy?

edited to add: is that beer for my first poll?

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Now. Why are you still here when there's work to be done?

[JENNR8R 0]

Gee... I have a couch that is 15 years old and ready for the trash heap that has never been christened... I don't think it really matters.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Now. Why are you still here when there's work to be done?

It's 16.07 here, counting the time till i can get out of the office

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WHAT? That's like sending a baby to heaven with no name! I think you also need to go home and christen that poor lonely couch, NOW

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WHAT? That's like sending a baby to heaven with no name! I think you also need to go home and christen that poor lonely couch, NOW

Well... what should I tell the boss about why I need to leave work?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[matt1215 0]

At first I read that as "How should one christen a new couch?". Now that we're on the topic, how exactly does one accomplish this task?

[rasmack 0]

I think the couch should decide for itself if it wants to be christened. Who are you to make that decision for it?

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“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

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WHAT? That's like sending a baby to heaven with no name! I think you also need to go home and christen that poor lonely couch, NOW

Well... what should I tell the boss about why I need to leave work?

Be honest, tell him straight, there's a 15 year old couch out there that hasn't been christened yet, if he's a real, god fearing man, he'll understand!

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When a Man Loves a Woman
Percy Sledge

When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For a good thing he's found
If she is bad, he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend If he puts her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way
It ought to be

When a man loves a woman
I give you everything I've got (yeah)
Trying to hold on
To your precious love
Baby please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Deep down in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she is playing him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Loving eyes can never see

Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby
I am a man
When a man loves a woman



You gettin' the idea yet?

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I think the couch should decide for itself if it wants to be christened. Who are you to make that decision for it?

After what it cost, the decisions are ALL mine

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[JENNR8R 0]

Be honest, tell him straight, there's a 15 year old couch out there that hasn't been christened yet, if he's a real, god fearing man, he'll understand!

[matt1215 0]

I envisioned the poll being something like:
*Sleep on the couch
*Spill beer on the couch
*Masturbate on the couch
*Have hot sweaty sex on the couch
*Rub your nuts against and mushroom-stamp the couch
*Other, please specify

[Peej 0]

See the Percy Sledge song lyrics in my earlier post.

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Now you gettin' the idea!

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See the Percy Sledge song lyrics in my earlier post.

Maybe I can find a hitchhiker on the way home that's heard that song. I'm worried about my couch now...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[Peej 0]

Dude, that's AWESOME!

I'm gonna take your poll options home to the GF tonight and ask her what she thinks

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[TypicalFish 0]

Shoulda done it at the store...

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[Peej 0]

Dude, i get such bad stage fright that i can't pee at a urinal with some dude standing next to me! I doubt little elvis could have put on an earth shattering performance under those conditions

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[pincheck 0]

what are we talking here beer spill,pee or GF you have got to be more specific dude

answer => asap and have fun

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answer => asap and have fun

Me likey!

At this stage it's gonna start with the first two seasons of Family Guy.

Right, i'm off home, have a great day guys!

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[Icon134 0]

I take naps on my couch all the time... whats the big deal...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...