micro 0 #1 August 2, 2006 Len was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 second and IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning, Len got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house. Inside, she found a brand new bathroom scale! Funeral services for Len have been scheduled for Friday. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 August 2, 2006 Ouch (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #3 August 2, 2006 My first thought when I read the "subject" was that you've been tinkering with your new tractor... Thought I should start calling you Tim "The Toolman" Taylor... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #4 August 2, 2006 Well....it sounds like suicide to me.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #5 August 2, 2006 i though you where going to say he left a pro-track with 1 dive in it make sure you send a card Dude Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 August 2, 2006 Or maybe Mike "Rapid Ranch Rider" Rowe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 August 2, 2006 QuoteOr maybe Mike "Rapid Ranch Rider" Rowe. LOL! I like that one!!! My tractor IS fast though, as far as tractors go... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
