kenz 0 #1 August 2, 2006 I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door."life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 August 2, 2006 That's dead funny but.....WARNING..WARNING (look over you sholder - it's the re-post police) - sorry (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #3 August 2, 2006 sorry didnt know"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 August 2, 2006 Sorry for pointing out .... it's really anal (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 August 2, 2006 sure... but in your defense... the post even had nearly the same name... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2356291;search_string=purina%20diet;#2356291 Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #6 August 2, 2006 its ok. its funnier when a chick tells it anyways.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 August 2, 2006 Thanks - And it really is a cracking story. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #8 August 2, 2006 Quoteits ok. its funnier when a chick tells it anyways.I agree especially since its told first person and that person talks about licking balls... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
