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weegegirl

I almost died.

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And you're gross!





Just giving my fans what they expect. Did you see my post on clarification of the rules for Micro's swooping event? :D:D:D



fuck me, I didn't even see them... BRB!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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it's kinda like swoop fuck accuracy. you game?





Does the clock stop upon insertion or orgasm? Mine........or the sheep's? :D:D:D



The clock stops at insertion, but if you're able to get your nutter off, you get bonus multiplier points. If you get the sheep off, you automatically win the competition. Of course, you're going to be the only competitor, so... :D

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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So I am eating my lunch just now and I choke on a mother f-in carrot! I have my own office and there is nobody around me right now, and I swear I would have just died right here and nobody would have known nothin. fReAkY!



If you have the kind of office profile where you're hassled every 5 minutes because your colleagues can't run the place without you then you're sorted.

But, if you're in management then it would have taken days before they noticed you were missing.;)

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