AggieDave 6 #1 August 2, 2006 What do you think, do these two ads from the Google banner ad go to the same place? What kind of store specializes in both? What else would be sold at that online store? Freefly videos might be more interesting and we might be able to break away from the same 5 seconds of techno music played for 90 minutes straight. Edit: The image is a simple screen shop with some cropping, no other editing was done.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 August 2, 2006 Here's a Link from the banner Ad that really makes me wonder: http://www.wisegeek.com/is-parachuting-safe.htm Please, think about the children whuffos. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 August 2, 2006 I'd have a hard time even qualifying for membership at girlfriendsmeet.com. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #4 August 3, 2006 QuoteAbout one in a hundred primary parachute openings is a streamer. Emergency parachutes have a better ratio, with between one in three hundred. Most skydivers believe that they can pack their primary parachutes as carefully as a professional rigger. Thus, a typical jumper can expect both parachutes to fail between once in 30,000 and once in 250,000 dives, depending on the care taken in packing the parachutes. LOL, shit if these were the odds I'd stop jumping QuoteObviously skydivers should never pack their parachutes or jump when hurried, sleepy, drunk or on drugs. With proper care, the safety of skydiving can be increased drastically. That only leaves a few hours a day to pack . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 August 3, 2006 QuoteObviously skydivers should never pack their parachutes or jump when hurried, sleepy, drunk or on drugs. With proper care, the safety of skydiving can be increased drastically. That only leaves a few hours a day to pack . . . That's why Al Gore invented packers. But then again...a lot of the packers I've seen around the country...nevermind.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 August 3, 2006 Although I knew they were there, looking at that pic is the `1st time (biteme ) that I have ever read the banners I'm kind of immune to that sort of advertisingYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #7 August 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteObviously skydivers should never pack their parachutes or jump when hurried, sleepy, drunk or on drugs. With proper care, the safety of skydiving can be increased drastically. That only leaves a few hours a day to pack . . . That's why Al Gore invented packers. But then again...a lot of the packers I've seen around the country...nevermind. I happen to think that my typical packer packs better the morning after . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
