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TypicalFish

Why I hate people sometimes...

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OK, I don't for the most part, this is just a rant...

So, I go to McDonald's for breakfast (I know, strike one, but I am PROFOUNDLY hung over) and get a sausage biscuit, hash browns, etc. I notice a homeless man outside the doors, so I pick him up a biscuit, too (I do this normally, and yes, I know it is illegal in Las Vegas and Orlando)... I walk out the door and give it to him, he thanks me, and then as I go to buy a paper from the machine by the door, proceeds to BITCH ME OUT for not buying one of the papers from him that he had STOLEN OUT OF the aforementioned machine.

I mean, WTF? I don't expect some great show of gratitude (it's just a biscuit, after all), but JESUS, man...

It really blew my groove. Somebody cheer me up. [:/]
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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Sometimes pummelling bums is fun! :D



Hey Clay, I once bought a homeless guy a sandwich as he was begging outside the restaurant where were eating lunch.

When I went outside to give him the sandwich he threw it at me and screamed you ignorant fuck how am I gonna get wasted on that? I wanted money!

I wonder if he ever recovered from the kick in the balls.:|

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Was this before or after the ungrateful SOB ate the biscuit? Cause I might have walked over, snatched back breakfast, and tossed down a quarter.

Note to all aspiring bums: if you're going to count on the kindness of strangers just to eat, don't forget to say thank you, have a nice day.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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So, I go to McDonald's for breakfast (I know, strike one, but I am PROFOUNDLY hung over) and get a sausage biscuit, hash browns, etc. I notice a homeless man outside the doors, so I pick him up a biscuit, too (I do this normally, and yes, I know it is illegal in Las Vegas and Orlando)... I walk out the door and give it to him, he thanks me, and then as I go to buy a paper from the machine by the door, proceeds to BITCH ME OUT for not buying one of the papers from him that he had STOLEN OUT OF the aforementioned machine.

I mean, WTF? I don't expect some great show of gratitude (it's just a biscuit, after all), but JESUS, man...



He has a sense of entitlement which has prevented him from developing a sense of personal responsibility for his circumstances. This is why he is where he is.

Richards
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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When I went outside to give him the sandwich he threw it at me and screamed you ignorant fuck how am I gonna get wasted on that? I wanted money!



This is why I am generally cold towards them.

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I wonder if he ever recovered from the kick in the balls.:|



Hopefully not. Would you want him to breed?

Richards
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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Not all street bums are mentally ill, but many are. Profound mental illness often deprives people of the logic to behave in a socially acceptable fashion.



Ain't no doubt.

When you're in so much mental pain you're cussing people on the street for not giving you liquor like they're nurses depriving you of morphine, you're probably not too worried about their opinion...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Same thing happened to me once.
I'm eating at KFC and this one homeless guy comes in and digs through the trash for food and drinks.
Then he goes outside to eat the leftover food from the trash.
I obviously feel really bad for him and I go and buy a decked out meal with a large drink.
And go outside and give it to me.
He says nope don't want it. But he wants me to buy his old newspapers.
And I Say, no I will not give you any money, but I'll trade the food for a paper.

So much for trying to be nice.
Since then I'll just stick to the regular mean me.
It works so much better!
Skydivers are a bunch of insensitive jerks...
And that's why I don't skydive anymore!

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