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weegegirl

Black Eye.

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A red eye is one shot of espresso in a dark roast coffee. This morning I needed a black eye - two shots of espresso in a large starbucks dark roast coffee. I am not even jittery. Not awake at all. Just like a big blob of cytoplasm sitting in my chair. My boss just came in and told me I should probably go home. :| Is this bad?

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YIKES! :D

Interesting story about black eyes...the worst I have ever had I got from an M-16 in the army, no kidding. :S

I wore those heavy birth-control glasses when I was in the army (they are just stunning) and we were qualifying on the firing range with our M-16's. I had used too much oil when I was cleaning my rifle and the oil was heating up and vaporizing as I was firing. As it vaporized, it rose up from the rifle in little waves, like heat waves on a REALLY hot day. These oil heat waves were making it hard for me to focus well (I am an expert shot) and they were starting to burn my eyes. To compensate I unintentionally kept creeping up on the weapon towards the site to hit my 400m target...

Well, I crept up too close, and the recoil from the shot slammed my glasses into my face, giving me two black eyes. :D I couldn't help it, I busted out laughing. :D:D:D

Yeah I caught a lot of shit for that, but I still maintained 'expert' shot. B|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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