My Quest to Gain 25lbs

[udder 0]

I need to gain weight and I'm looking for suggestions for foods with rediculously high number of calories... For dinner tonight I had cheese sausage and mash(with butter, cream cheese and cream instead of milk)

So whats the fattiest feast you can think of? (please refrain from referring to large women)

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

[wmw999 2,589]

Fettucine Alfredo is pretty high-calorie. But do you need those pounds to be fat, or want some muscle with them?

Whether you want your weight to go up or down, you have to eat enough and exercise enough to sustain the body weight you desire. Consistently, not just for awhile.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[rwieder 0]

WITF would you want to gain 25lbs? I kill myself keeping my weight down, and you want to gain it. Tell ya what, i'll trade ya!

-Richard-
"You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall"

[piisfish 140]

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WITF would you want to gain 25lbs?

increase wingloading without downsizing ??

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[popsjumper 2]

....get a medium-sized dog?


I lost 150 lbs when I got divorced...20 of mine and 130 of her.


Ok, Ok, seriously...you can take a look at these links...
http://www.drugs.com/CG/HIGH_PROTEIN___HIGH_CALORIE_DIET.html

http://www.cpmc.org/advanced/pediatrics/patients/topics/highcalorie_foods.html

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[udder 0]

Just got back from rowing in Belgium. I knew I had to gain weight when the Russian womens quad were all heavier than me.(there is something incredibly sexy about a woman who could easily bench press you) And I'm a heavyweight guy. Just very small by international standards. I lose about 10lbs as the season goes on and want more muscle too. So for now I just want weight. Whatever form it comes in.

Just as I was typing that I finished a hot chocolate. Half cream, half water. 3 sugars

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

[jumpjunkie2004 0]

Packing on Pounds 101 - Let's call it "The American Way"

Concentrate now...this will be tough to remember.

It's just two words....FAST FOOD

Just as that guy from 30 days!

Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

[skymama 37]

Eating like that will probably make you gain weight but it will most likely also give you high cholesterol! Wrestlers and weight lifters often have to bulk up, try going to those types of sites on the web and do it a healthy way.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[sartre 0]

I agree! You want to gain weight without shortening your life span.

[popsjumper 2]

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Just got back from rowing in Belgium. I knew I had to gain weight when the Russian womens quad were all heavier than me....

Oh! In that case the answer is STERIODS!
Talk to Barry Bonds!

Ok people, that was a joke. Let's not send this thread off to SC.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[udder 0]

Speak of the devil. We have Hungry Jacks in Aus. I think it's burger king in the states. They're better than Mac's because you can get burgers for breakfast. I've been having the double cheeseburger with bacon for breakfast. Sadly it got too expensive after 4 days. But soon I will have a job

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

[Thanatos340 1]

This one is easy...
Just wait a few years. It will happen!!

Serously.. I used to have the same problem.. I was 6'1" and 145 lbs. Horribly skinny. Tried everything to gain weight, Just wouldnt happen.

High Calorie Protien Shakes, Pure fast food diet, Weight Lifting.. Nothing worked.. For 10 years I wanted nothing more than to not be so damn skinny.

Then I turned 30.
Gained 40 lbs in two years. Now I am trying to drop a few pounds or atleast tone up the new weight.

[eeneR 3]

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Sadly it got too expensive after 4 days. But soon I will have a job

Along with a cholestrol score thru the roof, gained risk for heart attack, etc etc etc.

There are much much better and healthier ways to gain weight. Eating fatty greasy foods isnt the smart one.

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[popsjumper 2]

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...or at least tone up the new weight.

Yes, you'll need to do that before your daughter starts serious dating.

I can hear you now....

"Have her home by 10pm or you'll have to deal with ME, boy!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[jumpjunkie2004 0]

It's amazing how many calories are in fast food!

After you get a job, you can eat there three times a day. You'll gain 20 lbs in a month!

Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

[udder 0]

well I have had a life-long love affair with butter. I can eat it thicker than cheese on toast. Big chunks. And I don't think burgers for brekky for four days will kill me(I hope not) Considering I know people who eat it for two meals a day. For the past 10 years... Though he does resemble a sisty year old at the age of fourty. And smoke a pack a day.

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

[WatchYourStep 0]

Are you talking about professional wrestlers wanting to gain weight? I've never known a high school (unless they were planning on playing football in college) or collegiate wrestler who wanted to gain weight, maybe gain some lean muscle but not gain weight.

"You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out."

[brierebecca 0]

Hot Pockets.

Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[warpedskydiver 0]

Lift weights and eat lots of good protein(steaks/red meats) and good carbs like pasta, don't forget to eat lots of FRESH vegetables so you can process it all.

[Remster 30]

Deep fried hanburger made witrh KK donuts as buns.

Remster

[Buried 0]

crisco .. handfulls and handfulls of crisco. add salt and pepper to taste

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Douva 0]

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I need to gain weight and I'm looking for suggestions for foods with rediculously high number of calories... For dinner tonight I had cheese sausage and mash(with butter, cream cheese and cream instead of milk)

So whats the fattiest feast you can think of? (please refrain from referring to large women)

For some people, gaining weight is as hard as loosing weight is for others. There are all sorts of high calorie, high protein "weight gainers" you can take, but they're expensive and hard to stomach, and your body ends up processing so many calories at once that after drinking one you feel instantly and completely drained. As an alternative to weight gainers, I suggest you find more traditional ways to try to double your caloric intake without doubling your intake of things like fat and sodium. Make sure you get a lot of protein in your diet, and do regular weight training, in order to turn most of the new body weight into lean muscle. Don't run. Running causes you to burn muscle and loose body weight. Instead, get your cardio from circuit training with the weights. If your problem is a high metabolism, be advised that it may be difficult, at first, to maintain your new, higher body weight. Your body will want to revert back to its old body weight if you stop your diet and exercise program, just like it will for somebody who's worked to lose weight.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[lawrocket 3]

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Just got back from rowing in Belgium. I knew I had to gain weight when the Russian womens quad were all heavier than me....

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Oh! In that case the answer is STERIODS!

Actually, that's true for a different reason. The right kind of steroids - if used the right way - can cause you to retain fluid. Sure, you look like Elvis or Jerry Lewis, but some chicks dig the Say-Puft Marsmallow Man look...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[BIGUN 1,488]

http://www.fatcalories.com/

Looks like a triple whopper and large chocolate milk shake from Burger King every day in addition to your regular diet should just about do it in a day and a half.

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