kelel01 1 #1 August 9, 2006 Anyone have a good opening line for one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 August 9, 2006 Hey ASSHOLESkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 August 9, 2006 just tell me already... jeeze... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 August 9, 2006 You're a tool. Id wipe my ass with my hand before I'd ask you for help. there are so many. Why? you get a line you want to see if thats what it is? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 August 9, 2006 So, like: "Hey ASSHOLE!" "What?!" "No, seriously . . . you're an asshole." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #6 August 9, 2006 shut up, nobody likes you scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #7 August 9, 2006 QuoteSo, like: "Hey ASSHOLE!" "What?!" "No, seriously . . . you're an asshole." If you're talking about who I think you're talking about... using the above approach, I don't think they'd get it. I think we should tell them that they're such a good skydiver that they should move to one of the bigger full time drop zones to work and jump full time. We're just not good enough for them to learn anything here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #8 August 9, 2006 QuoteAnyone have a good opening line for one? you should have made this a poll....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 August 9, 2006 A. I promised I wouldn't post anymore, and B. I didn't have any options to start with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 August 9, 2006 Q : "why do people take an instant dislike to me?" A : "Cuz it saves time" . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 August 9, 2006 QuoteHey ASSHOLE What?!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 August 9, 2006 you are needed in the restroom... Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #13 August 9, 2006 You could always just use the old silent treatment like they did to cartman in that one episode. walt, you asshole!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 August 9, 2006 QuoteAnyone have a good opening line for one? Awwe Kel, If I had known you felt that strongly - I wouldn't have stalked you . . . Who am I kidding Yes I would!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 August 9, 2006 No, for you, I have a "Nobody Likes Your Avatar" intervention in mind. A. The clown is scary, even if especially because it's a fast food clown. 2. I miss the turtle giving the shocker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #16 August 9, 2006 and here I thought it was a "french tickler" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 August 9, 2006 The easiest way to do this is to start by having it seem social. Kind of a gathering, and you say something like, "It's weird. I think I need to know myself a little better. Is there anything that I don't know about myself, or anything that I do that bugs people?" Have someone say something genuine about you, and wait this this person to pop up with a comment. Then it becomes 100 percent about him/her, where you all mention how "disagreeable" the person is. For added points, get it on video and post it on youtube or something. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #18 August 9, 2006 QuoteAnyone have a good opening line for one? I had that intervention with somebody once. It wasn't pretty, but it got the person in question out of my life, so I guess it was effective. There have probably been a few times when someone should have had that intervention with me, but so far it hasn't happened.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 August 9, 2006 I see... Now the real Reason you were so anxious for me to show up last night finally comes out!! And uhh.. if it is the Other "No one likes you" person I am thinking.. They wouldnt listen anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #20 August 9, 2006 "So I started this thread on DZ.com about you...." Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 August 9, 2006 That one's GOOD! So, J, I started this thread on DZ.com about you . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #22 August 9, 2006 QuoteSo, J, I started this thread on DZ.com about you . . . Oh Yea?? Which one? The one about the "O" or "SO"?? Im sorry kele... How many times do I have to tell you.. Im just not interested in you that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #23 August 9, 2006 No, no. This one: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2374158#2374158 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 August 9, 2006 So what you are saying is that my friends care enough about me to get together to tell me they dont like me?? Wow!! I feel so Special. Oh and I asked the Orb last night.. It said it liked me!! But since you have started this movement and have taken the lead.. I feel obligated to add you to the DBE-DNE (Disco Boogie Express - Do NOT Enter) list until you once again profess your undying love and loyalty to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 August 9, 2006 UNDYING LOVE AND LOYALTY! UNDYING LOVE AND LOYALTY! UNDYING LOVE AND LOYALTY! UNDYING LOVE AND LOYALTY! UNDYING LOVE AND LOYALTY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
