masterrig 1 #101 August 10, 2006 QuoteUh... doesn't ring a bell... Quote It from the first episode of The Lawman, October 5, 1958. There is a yellow tomcat who serves at the "office cat", who is in quite a few of the episodes in the first season. It is never named, but Dan makes it plain in this first show that he "likes cats." From time to time he shows up in an episode, and then, after the first season, seems to disappear without comment. ____________________________________ Dayum! I loved that show! John Russell played the lead! Peter Brown was his deputy. That and Colt .45 (not the Malt liquor), Cheyenne, all those Westerns! The late 50's were great for t.v. Westerns! How could I forget that stupid cat! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #102 August 10, 2006 "And that's the truth, phssst." "Fair? Sir we don't have to be fair, we're the phone company."What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #103 August 10, 2006 Quote"And that's the truth, phssst." "Fair? Sir we don't have to be fair, we're the phone company." ______________________________ Lily Tomlin Laugh-in! She was Goooood! One ringy - dingy... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #104 August 10, 2006 [voice of Ferris Bueller teacher]Anyone? Anyone?[/voice of Ferris Bueller teacher] QuoteI was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!! _________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #105 August 10, 2006 Quote [voice of Ferris Bueller teacher]Anyone? Anyone?[/voice of Ferris Bueller teacher] QuoteI was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!! _________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck You ain't kidding! He was in a recent commercial, for what, I forget, being his classic deadpan boring teacher character in a classroom of zombie-looking students, going "anyone? anyone?" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #106 August 10, 2006 A few from a later generation.....these ALWAYS slay me. "How come you don't have kids ? I think you'd be a great father." "I can't, Coach." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that." "Yeah.....I look at Vera, and I just.......can't." "Jennifer, I'm so disappointed." "Herb......so's your mother." "Oh, for God's sake, Matthew.....nobody's smoking, okay ?" "But....." "BUT NOTHING !" "You know, what we need around here is an anti-WHINING ordinance !" "SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELING LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUT OF HERE !!" Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #107 August 10, 2006 QuoteA few from a later generation.....these ALWAYS slay me. "How come you don't have kids ? I think you'd be a great father." "I can't, Coach." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that." "Yeah.....I look at Vera, and I just.......can't." Norm and Coach in CHEERS!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #108 August 10, 2006 QuoteQuote [voice of Ferris Bueller teacher]Anyone? Anyone?[/voice of Ferris Bueller teacher] QuoteI was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!! _________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck You ain't kidding! He was in a recent commercial, for what, I forget, being his classic deadpan boring teacher character in a classroom of zombie-looking students, going "anyone? anyone?" _________________________________ Clear Eyes! Ben had his own game show... Win Ben Stein's Money with Jimmy Kimmel. I recently saw Ben Stein as part of a lecture series at our local Junior College. Ben Started-out as a speech writer for Richard Nixon. Lost his job after Watergate. He was not involved but, Nixon didn't need a speech writer after that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #109 August 10, 2006 QuoteA few from a later generation.....these ALWAYS slay me. "How come you don't have kids ? I think you'd be a great father." "I can't, Coach." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that." "Yeah.....I look at Vera, and I just.......can't." "Jennifer, I'm so disappointed." "Herb......so's your mother." "Oh, for God's sake, Matthew.....nobody's smoking, okay ?" "But....." "BUT NOTHING !" "You know, what we need around here is an anti-WHINING ordinance !" "SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELING LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUT OF HERE !!" Don ______________________________ Good stuff! Speaking of good lines from more recent shows. That 70's Show, had some of the best ever. Red Foreman really got-off some good ones. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites drae 0 #110 August 10, 2006 How about.. "We are here in beautiful downtown Burbank" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #111 August 10, 2006 "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannible from The A TeamI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #112 August 10, 2006 dirtiest line heard on 50's television: "Ward, weren't you a little rough on the Beaver last night?" 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JENNR8R 0 #102 August 10, 2006 "And that's the truth, phssst." "Fair? Sir we don't have to be fair, we're the phone company."What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #103 August 10, 2006 Quote"And that's the truth, phssst." "Fair? Sir we don't have to be fair, we're the phone company." ______________________________ Lily Tomlin Laugh-in! She was Goooood! One ringy - dingy... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #104 August 10, 2006 [voice of Ferris Bueller teacher]Anyone? Anyone?[/voice of Ferris Bueller teacher] QuoteI was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!! _________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #105 August 10, 2006 Quote [voice of Ferris Bueller teacher]Anyone? Anyone?[/voice of Ferris Bueller teacher] QuoteI was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!! _________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck You ain't kidding! He was in a recent commercial, for what, I forget, being his classic deadpan boring teacher character in a classroom of zombie-looking students, going "anyone? anyone?" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #106 August 10, 2006 A few from a later generation.....these ALWAYS slay me. "How come you don't have kids ? I think you'd be a great father." "I can't, Coach." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that." "Yeah.....I look at Vera, and I just.......can't." "Jennifer, I'm so disappointed." "Herb......so's your mother." "Oh, for God's sake, Matthew.....nobody's smoking, okay ?" "But....." "BUT NOTHING !" "You know, what we need around here is an anti-WHINING ordinance !" "SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELING LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUT OF HERE !!" Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #107 August 10, 2006 QuoteA few from a later generation.....these ALWAYS slay me. "How come you don't have kids ? I think you'd be a great father." "I can't, Coach." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that." "Yeah.....I look at Vera, and I just.......can't." Norm and Coach in CHEERS!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #108 August 10, 2006 QuoteQuote [voice of Ferris Bueller teacher]Anyone? Anyone?[/voice of Ferris Bueller teacher] QuoteI was thinking Ren and Stimpy!!! _________________________________________ Ben Stein was the teacher... Bueller... Bueller He's made a fortune from that line! Chuck You ain't kidding! He was in a recent commercial, for what, I forget, being his classic deadpan boring teacher character in a classroom of zombie-looking students, going "anyone? anyone?" _________________________________ Clear Eyes! Ben had his own game show... Win Ben Stein's Money with Jimmy Kimmel. I recently saw Ben Stein as part of a lecture series at our local Junior College. Ben Started-out as a speech writer for Richard Nixon. Lost his job after Watergate. He was not involved but, Nixon didn't need a speech writer after that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #109 August 10, 2006 QuoteA few from a later generation.....these ALWAYS slay me. "How come you don't have kids ? I think you'd be a great father." "I can't, Coach." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that." "Yeah.....I look at Vera, and I just.......can't." "Jennifer, I'm so disappointed." "Herb......so's your mother." "Oh, for God's sake, Matthew.....nobody's smoking, okay ?" "But....." "BUT NOTHING !" "You know, what we need around here is an anti-WHINING ordinance !" "SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELING LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUT OF HERE !!" Don ______________________________ Good stuff! Speaking of good lines from more recent shows. That 70's Show, had some of the best ever. Red Foreman really got-off some good ones. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drae 0 #110 August 10, 2006 How about.. "We are here in beautiful downtown Burbank" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #111 August 10, 2006 "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannible from The A TeamI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #112 August 10, 2006 dirtiest line heard on 50's television: "Ward, weren't you a little rough on the Beaver last night?" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
