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How about Flo saying "Kiss My Grits." What show was that from?
I'd be really good on Jeopardy if they would give me three days to come up with an answer.
I'd be really good on Jeopardy if they would give me three days to come up with an answer.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
normiss 880
Alice
I am a wealth of useless information...sometimes!
I am a wealth of useless information...sometimes!
How 'bout "do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
JENNR8R 0
Mr. Whipple: "Please don't squeeze the Charmin."
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
"Dont mention the war.... I did once, but I think that I got away with it"
(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
jakee 1,582
"Here is a purse of monies... which I'm not going to give to you."
Do you want to have an ideagasm?
"Daffyd Thomas, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there."
(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
QuoteI remembered this line from a television show this morning, and I can't get it out of my head:
"Here comes da judge
"Here comes da judge
"Order in the courtroom
"Here comes da judge"
I don't remember the character or the show, but I can just "see" him slamming his gavel down.
What lines do you remember?
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That was Sammy Davis Jr. on 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh In'!
Chuck
Richard M. Nixon on 'Laugh In'; "SOCK-it to... ME?"
Red Foreman on 'That 70's Show'; "I guess, I'm just going to have to lock him in his room and gouge his eyes out!"
Chuck
Red Foreman on 'That 70's Show'; "I guess, I'm just going to have to lock him in his room and gouge his eyes out!"
Chuck
Not Sammy Davis Jr.--it was Flip Wilson on Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.
Walt
Walt
jakee 1,582
"But why go all the way to London when you could make a fortune lying on your back?"
Do you want to have an ideagasm?
Pot Black (snooker) show in the 80's (?)
"Steve is going for the pink ball - and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green."
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(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
"Steve is going for the pink ball - and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green."
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(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
JENNR8R 0
That was Sammy Davis Jr. on 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh In'!
That's right!... Flip Wilson was Geraldine: "What you see is what you get."
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
jakee 1,582
Lol
"I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000. The
same IQ as 6000 PE teachers."
"I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000. The
same IQ as 6000 PE teachers."
Do you want to have an ideagasm?
QuoteNot Sammy Davis Jr.--it was Flip Wilson on Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.
Walt
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Sammy Davis, was the first to say it. Others, after him also said it. Flip was one of them. I think!?
Well... that's how I remember it!
edit to add: Sammy came-out wearing a black robe and white, powdered judges wig. I'm gonna have to start watching the re-runs on 'Nick at night'.
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Chuck
Flip was good! Got his own show because of Laugh In.
Chuck
Chuck
BillyVance 35
How about:
"Har har dee har har har"
"Har har dee har har har"
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban
QuoteHow about:
"Har har dee har har har"
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Jackie Gleason???
Chuck
Of course the old lady asking "Where's the Beef?"
Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!
Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!
Beat hell outta Hee Haw fer damn sure!
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