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jumper03

Kelel01 been kidnapped?

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No polls, no weird posts, not a peep - nothing.

Who kidnapper her?

:D:D:D



. . . and i'm taking donations to keep her away too!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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It was TSA. She was last seen trying to get on a flight with the following items:

1 large bottle of tequila
1 extra-large bottle of Astroglide
2 bottles of contact lens solution
12 bottles of beer

All that liquid with her ... and her attitude? She's a political prisoner now.:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Nah - She popped.




spontaneous combustion? :o



Dozens of people spontanously combust each year. It's just not widely reported.:|:ph34r:
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Nah - She popped.




spontaneous combustion? :o



Dozens of people spontanously combust each year. It's just not widely reported.:|:ph34r:



now I'm worried



Why does EVERYONE miss that quote every time I post it?:D:D:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Nah - She popped.




spontaneous combustion? :o



Dozens of people spontanously combust each year. It's just not widely reported.:|:ph34r:



now I'm worried



Why does EVERYONE miss that quote every time I post it?:D:D:D



you forgetting who you talking to??

I'm turning the ac down so I don't 'splode....:|
Scars remind us that the past is real

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you forgetting who you talking to??

I'm turning the ac down so I don't 'splode....:|




Careful or you might die in a bizarre gardening accident.[:/]
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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***Yeah, I think it's time I make some new friends.



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I'll be your friend if you promise to beat me with a cactus.:ph34r::D:D

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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