leroydb 0 #1 August 10, 2006 Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom 2004/10/20 http://funreports.com/fun/20-10-2004/1118-0 It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom. The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market. Utro Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #2 August 10, 2006 uuummm...ever heard of the hummingbird?? Does the same thing, but better!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 August 10, 2006 is that the one that looks like a saddle and the girl sits on it?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #4 August 10, 2006 Isn't it just this: http://www.elexabytrojan.com/product.aspx?prod_code=ring (That product line is not new, and other companies had similar products out way before Trojan.)There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #5 August 10, 2006 Nope, it's a big twirling vibrator with a hummingbird attached to the top of it that vibrates in a significant spot...so, the best of all worlds!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #6 August 10, 2006 QuoteNope, it's a big twirling vibrator with a hummingbird attached to the top of it that vibrates in a significant spot...so, the best of all worlds!! I must say that I'm impressed with your general knowledge of sexual aids. Cudos to you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #7 August 10, 2006 hummm...not sure how much personal knowledge of afformentioned object to admit here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 August 10, 2006 Quotehummm...not sure how much personal knowledge of afformentioned object to admit here... It's okay. You're talking to skydivers. We always keep a secret. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wightout 0 #9 August 10, 2006 You jump @ Kapowsin...I see from your profile...and since I'm going to be there jumping next Friday with my family all present watching me...and my Mommy still think's I'm a good girl...I'll plead the 5th ...even though we're all skydivers!!To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #10 August 10, 2006 QuoteYou jump @ Kapowsin...I see from your profile...and since I'm going to be there jumping next Friday with my family all present watching me...and my Mommy still think's I'm a good girl...I'll plead the 5th Cool! Maybe I'll see you out there. Are you going to be jumping Saturday too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wightout 0 #11 August 10, 2006 Don't want to hi-jack...see my PM!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #12 August 10, 2006 come to raeford... we haev built it.. now they will comeLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wightout 0 #9 August 10, 2006 You jump @ Kapowsin...I see from your profile...and since I'm going to be there jumping next Friday with my family all present watching me...and my Mommy still think's I'm a good girl...I'll plead the 5th ...even though we're all skydivers!!To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 August 10, 2006 QuoteYou jump @ Kapowsin...I see from your profile...and since I'm going to be there jumping next Friday with my family all present watching me...and my Mommy still think's I'm a good girl...I'll plead the 5th Cool! Maybe I'll see you out there. Are you going to be jumping Saturday too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #11 August 10, 2006 Don't want to hi-jack...see my PM!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #12 August 10, 2006 come to raeford... we haev built it.. now they will comeLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites