hobbes4star 0 #1 August 10, 2006 Wife to Husband: "If I die, I want you to promise me, in the funeral procession, you’ll let my mother ride in the first car with you." Husband: "All right, but it will ruin my day."if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #2 August 10, 2006 : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #3 August 10, 2006 The court-appointed attorney visits his client in jail. After the defendant swears 17 times on his mother's life that he didn't do it, the lawyer says "Armed robbery and murder charges are about as serious as it gets.....let's get you to a doctor and have some blood tests done." When the results are back, the lawyer schedules another appointment with his client. He says "Well, I have good news and bad news.....your fingerprints are all over the scene, there are 4 eyewitnesses that say you pulled the trigger, and the blood test proves its your blood all over the victim. I've defended dozens of cases like this, and in my opinion, it's an open-and-shut case......you're gonna fry for this." "The good news is......your cholesterol's down to 160.""When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #4 August 10, 2006 one more to round out the day "So," Jane asked the detective she had hired. "Did you trail my husband?" "Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way restaurant and then to an apartment." A big smile crossed Jane's face. "Aha! I've got him!" she said gloating. "Is there any doubt what he was doing?" "No ma'am." replied the sleuth, "It's pretty clear that he was following you."if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
