Annoying ass co-workers: V 2.0

[waltappel 1]

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Speaking of turds. Since he has that custom ring and makes SO much noise you should know when he is out of the office. This MAY be a job for..........


THE PHANTOM SHITTER!!!!!



Oh and leave a nice note on top of the turd in his desk drawer asking him to turn all that crap down.

I'm waltappel and I approve this post!!!!

Walt

[jumpchikk 0]

The co-worker yesterday that was annoying the shit out of me...well, she's done the ultimate today. I go home at lunch to eat and leave my parking space. This space is by the back door of our office (where my office is BTW). She doesn't get to our office until around 10:00 or just whenever she feels like it...this office opens at 8:00 and we are all supposed to be here by 8:30...anyway, she looks out the window and sees the space empty so she goes and gets her keys and moves her car around to the space...I get back and my space is TAken...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Monday, I'm gonna put a chalk body outline in the middle of the space with police tape around it.

[pincheck 0]

I like your solution

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[MochaSkyChick 0]

What exactly is a "fucknugget?"

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[drae 0]

Hey Hippie!
Would you mind giving me your opinion of the way co-workers handle the phone system?
I sure would appreciate it!

[jumpchikk 0]

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I like your solution

I'm thinking about how much white out resembles bird poop...

[pincheck 0]

and if there is a window slightly ajar

you bad girl

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[skydemon2 0]

You really really really dont want to know!!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[turtlespeed 226]

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You really really really dont want to know!!!

Sure she does!

She has just been outta da loop.
Who'd have thunk it - it was actually there in the urban dictionary.

1. fucknugget 29 up, 6 down

an idiot, an incompetent individual, someone who is unwilling to comprehend

Bush is a fucknugget for not paying attention to the country's need for economic improvement.

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2. fucknugget 16 up, 1 down

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.

Your dad is such a fucknugget.

by josh Feb 15, 2003 email it
3. Fucknugget 7 up, 3 down

Generic insult. Can be used casually or with malice, works best when describing fat people.

"That dumb fucknugget eats at McDonalds three times a day, then wonders why he's a grotesquely obese fucknugget"

by Lord Henry Mar 8, 2003 email it
4. fucknugget 8 up, 5 down

Noun. A sharp pejorative for limited use on the most unpleasant of the thought challenged.

Adjective. Used to describe the most senescent of fartsome cloacas. Often seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin."

Noun: PincherMartin is the drum-major of fucknuggets in The Perfect World of marching bands.

Adjective: That fucknugget PincherMartin cannot process the information he allegedly gleans from all the books he lies about reading.


tags dunce dotart dim-wit dolt dullard dim-bulb dingbat dummy idiot moron
by rdbrewer USA Sep 26, 2005 email it
5. fucknugget 4 up, 1 down

Fucknugget: referring to someone who is a complete and total idiot. i.e someone who doesnt get the point when trying to explain something to them.

ex. Wilson, you are such a fucknugget, shut up and listen.

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