Gotta Love It

[bbarnhouse 0]

You know...those calls that come at 3:00 AM because folks forget about the time difference!
LOL trust me...I need all the beauty sleep I can get so if ya aint on fire..please wait just one more hour!
"Oh gosh it's noon here...what time is it there?" LOL

[cocheese 0]

I need your number. Is it listed under Sleeping Beauty?

[Icon134 0]

the only phone calls I get late at night are from drunk dz.commers of course I taunt the dunks in the dd forum so...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[bbarnhouse 0]

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I need your number. Is it listed under Sleeping Beauty

Only of Sleeping Beauty looks like a zombie

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the only phone calls I get late at night are from drunk dz.commers of course I taunt the dunks in the dd forum so...

No DD list for me...although I do get a few calls from dz dots just cuz...and they happen to be drunk. Does that count? LOL

[freeflir29 0]

I'm sorry..............I was drunk and horny.

[bbarnhouse 0]

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I'm sorry..............I was drunk and horny

I know! Next time...try 1-900 BABE

[Icon134 0]

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No DD list for me...although I do get a few calls from dz dots just cuz...and they happen to be drunk. Does that count? LOL

sure... that counts... of course even if I had your number... I probably wouldn't call..

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[masterrig 1]

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I'm sorry..............I was drunk and horny

I know! Next time...try 1-900 BABE

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They are experts in matters of 'drunk and horny'... for only 99-cents a minute, too!

Chuck

[slug 1]

We must have misdialed 1-800 skydive wrong twice and got a porno hot line.

Damn Now I'm thunking I hope it wasn't 1-900 skydive. Thats not funny $$$

R.I.P.

[freeflir29 0]

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They are experts in matters of 'drunk and horny'... for only 99-cents a minute, too!

At 3 AM it's a a bargain at any price.

[bbarnhouse 0]

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They are experts in matters of 'drunk and horny'... for only 99-cents a minute, too

Damn if they don't make more money than I do! I am in the wrong profession!
Whadda ya mean .99 cents a minute...haven't they heard of "inflation?"

[masterrig 1]

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They are experts in matters of 'drunk and horny'... for only 99-cents a minute, too!

At 3 AM it's a a bargain at any price.

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I just about fell off my chair... that there's funny... I don't care who you are!


Chuck

[bbarnhouse 0]

Well hell...I have to tell ya that yesterday I got myself in trouble.
There I was going to check out a site and I mistyped the URL I ended up at a porn site for heavens sake...and I was at WORK!! Man my IT guy is gonna be shocked!

[masterrig 1]

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They are experts in matters of 'drunk and horny'... for only 99-cents a minute, too

Damn if they don't make more money than I do! I am in the wrong profession!
Whadda ya mean .99 cents a minute...haven't they heard of "inflation?"

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Sad part is, the 'expert' on the other end of the line is only getting a small portion of that.
Several years ago, Saturday Night Live did a skit about 900 numbers. All the 'ladies', were really, elderly gramma types, knitting, while talking 'smut' to some un-suspecting caller.


Chuck

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Well hell...I have to tell ya that yesterday I got myself in trouble.
There I was going to check out a site and I mistyped the URL I ended up at a porn site for heavens sake...and I was at WORK!! Man my IT guy is gonna be shocked!

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I would be too! That's kinda funny.


Chuck

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I would be too! That's kinda funny.

I was mortified! The gals in the office however, thought it really funny! I didn't mind being the brunt of their jokes and laughing at me...really I didn't! Hehe!
"Betsy's surfing porn sites!"

[matthewcline 0]

"mistyped" yeah, I use that one at work all the time too.

So, my posting you personnal number here would not be OK with you?

Minimum bid should be........

An Instructors first concern is student safety.
So, start being safe, first!!!

[masterrig 1]

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I would be too! That's kinda funny.

I was mortified! The gals in the office however, thought it really funny! I didn't mind being the brunt of their jokes and laughing at me...really I didn't! Hehe!
"Betsy's surfing porn sites!"

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The 'big' question is; 'how long did you stay on that site?'


Chuck

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"mistyped" yeah, I use that one at work all the time too.

So, my posting you personnal number here would not be OK with you?

Minimum bid should be........

Matthew...Ummm do you REALLY like to drink alone? LOL
BTW ..some years back we held an auction here on the site to help offset some of HH's expenses.
Zenister paid $750.00 for a date with me (which we still need to go on)...so when it comes right down to it...it really is just a question of price! Bwahhhhhhhhh

As to how long I was on the site...just long enough to close the pops ups that were coming up! I then had to sweep the system.
I remember the site URL if you boys want it though

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

Bets, you need to just do like Katie and I and turn your ringer off when you are in for the night.

[bbarnhouse 0]

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Bets, you need to just do like Katie and I and turn your ringer off when you are in for the night.

Chuckie I know that you're right but...then I would miss Katie's calls!
Tell her I am lovin' her would ya?

[masterrig 1]

As to how long I was on the site...just long enough to close the pops ups that were coming up! I then had to sweep the system.
I remember the site URL if you boys want it though

[jumper03 0]

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As to how long I was on the site...just long enough to close the pops ups that were coming up!

riiiiiiiiight......

Scars remind us that the past is real

[bbarnhouse 0]

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Let's break this down.
"just long enough to close the pop-ups" To get to the 'meat and potatoes' of the site.
"I then had to sweep the system" "I remember the site URL" For future reference after learning from others on dz.com how to view the site without anyone else knowing! mmmm... hmmmm!
We know how it works!

Dude I don't need to surf pron sites...all I have to do is walk by the swimming pool at night.
"Brought to you live via podcast...as the waters churn"

[flyangel2 2]

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So, my posting you personnal number here would not be OK with you?

Minimum bid should be........

Blaaaa........it's not a big deal to have BB's cell phone number. Heck, I can even call her at all hours of the night if I want

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey