NWFlyer 2 #76 July 5, 2006 QuoteGirls can't play TRIVIA! Gawd! Pu - leeeeeze! Tell that to the big whiny babies (you know the type, you pussy) who complain that whenever I'm not in Atlanta they can't win trivia. I am the master of pulling answers out of my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #77 July 5, 2006 QuoteGirls can't play TRIVIA! Gawd! Pu - leeeeeze! Turtle, belittleing girls will NOT make you less of a pussy!!!! keep trying.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #78 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah, that too. And pizza. But I think of that as more of a restaurant than a bar. Sorry to change the subject. Now you can get back to turtle bashing. Oh it's okay, I'm on top of it. I'm able to take every turn of this conversation and make it into an opportunity to bash the pussy. See, just like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #79 July 5, 2006 QuoteOh hell yeah, I have. I just don't *expect* it. Ohhh....I get where you're confused. I "expected" to get out of mine, yes---but not b/c I'm a woman--b/c I hadn't gotten pulled over in 6 years. 6 years!!! I was so proud of myself. You have to understand---I have a lead foot. LEAD! And I like to vroooom. And I've been such a good girl---I even have been wearng my seat belt for the first time in my life for crying out loud. And this jerk-off in wish-they-were-as-cool-as-mine aviators gives me a $200 ticket for the exact speed I was actually going instead of 10 miles less just to cut me some slack??? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #80 July 5, 2006 QuoteOh it's okay, I'm on top of it. I'm able to take every turn of this conversation and make it into an opportunity to bash the pussy. See, just like that. Turtle--I think you need to wear Kevlar to Skyfest.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #81 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah, that too. And pizza. But I think of that as more of a restaurant than a bar. Sorry to change the subject. Now you can get back to turtle bashing. Oh it's okay, I'm on top of it. I'm able to take every turn of this conversation and make it into an opportunity to bash the pussy. See, just like that. I can understand that every now and again - bashing is needed - but try stroking the pussy, or using a vibrator - it might help.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #82 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh it's okay, I'm on top of it. I'm able to take every turn of this conversation and make it into an opportunity to bash the pussy. See, just like that. Turtle--I think you need to wear Kevlar to Skyfest. He'll be fine. I won't be there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #83 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotebesides - what does a chick go to a bar for ANYWAY? Quote and jukeboxes. What about trivia? Yeah, that too. And pizza. But I think of that as more of a restaurant than a bar.You know you're loaded, when you confuse "Chuckie Cheeze's as a bar."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #84 July 5, 2006 QuoteYou know you're loaded, when you confuse "Chuckie Cheeze's as a bar. Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #85 July 5, 2006 QuoteAnd this jerk-off in wish-they-were-as-cool-as-mine aviators gives me a $200 ticket for the exact speed I was actually going instead of 10 miles less just to cut me some slack??? For the record, I DID cry, but not until after he left and I called Billy and he . Well, he didn't laugh at first, but then he said, "Well, how fast were you going, babe?" And I told him and then he couldn't help himself. Bastard. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #86 July 5, 2006 Quote Well, he didn't laugh at first, but then he said, "Well, how fast were you going, babe?" And I told him and then he couldn't help himself. Bastard. I think he and I would get along well. I probably would have laughed at you too. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #87 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou know you're loaded, when you confuse "Chuckie Cheeze's as a bar. See what I mean?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #88 July 5, 2006 QuoteWhat about trivia? Trivia is fun when you're loaded and the questions are all Irish. Case in point--a Monday night--my best friend in town just for the night--we went to a fine Irish pub/restaurant and it happened to be "trivia night". And no....I didn't even get "St. Patrick" right. I guessed John. Seriously...Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #89 July 5, 2006 Quote I can understand that every now and again - bashing is needed - but try stroking the pussy, or using a vibrator - it might help. My pussy is quite well cared for, thanks for asking. Pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #90 July 5, 2006 QuoteTrivia is fun when you're loaded and the questions are all Irish. The question is, can you pull Kevin Garnett out of your ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #91 July 5, 2006 QuoteI think he and I would get along well. I probably would have laughed at you too. I like that. I make fun of everyone and I fully love when they make fun of me back. Laughter is my fav-or-it thing.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #92 July 5, 2006 Quote Laughter is my fav-or-it thing. Can I make fun of that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #93 July 5, 2006 Yes, you may.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #94 July 5, 2006 Odd fact for the day... Just like someone who studies gems is called a gemologist, and someone who studies mammals is a mammalogist, a scientist who studies turtles is called a herpetologist. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #95 July 5, 2006 Quotea scientist who studies turtles is called a herpetologist. Huh. And here I thought they called it a gynecologist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #96 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuotea scientist who studies turtles is called a herpetologist. Huh. And here I thought they called it a gynecologist. Oh Daaaaaaaad I wanna be a Gyno-colo-gist and study Feee -male - a-nat-omyyyyyyyyy Ky Jelly - Rubber Gloves and a flashlight, Seems like a good job fer meeeeeee.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #97 July 6, 2006 QuoteOh Daaaaaaaad I wanna be a Gyno-colo-gist and study Feee -male - a-nat-omyyyyyyyyy Ky Jelly - Rubber Gloves and a flashlight, Seems like a good job fer meeeeeee. Well, that might be one way for you to see some pussy. Though you could just look in the mirror. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #98 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh Daaaaaaaad I wanna be a Gyno-colo-gist and study Feee -male - a-nat-omyyyyyyyyy Ky Jelly - Rubber Gloves and a flashlight, Seems like a good job fer meeeeeee. Well, that might be one way for you to see some pussy. Though you could just look in the mirror. Why is it behind me? What did I miss?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #99 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOh Daaaaaaaad I wanna be a Gyno-colo-gist and study Feee -male - a-nat-omyyyyyyyyy Ky Jelly - Rubber Gloves and a flashlight, Seems like a good job fer meeeeeee. Well, that might be one way for you to see some pussy. Though you could just look in the mirror. Why is it behind me? What did I miss?"When Pocket Pussies Attack"...........Look Out, Turtle!!!!.............Too late!!!! He's fucked!!!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #100 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOh Daaaaaaaad I wanna be a Gyno-colo-gist and study Feee -male - a-nat-omyyyyyyyyy Ky Jelly - Rubber Gloves and a flashlight, Seems like a good job fer meeeeeee. Well, that might be one way for you to see some pussy. Though you could just look in the mirror. Why is it behind me? What did I miss?"When Pocket Pussies Attack"...........Look Out, Turtle!!!!.............Too late!!!! He's fucked!!!!! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
