PLFXpert 0 #51 July 5, 2006 Ummm....no you don't. OK, OK...I'm just teasing. But, seriously I've said "Thank you" and smiled and that's enough. Always say thank you. But, turn down a free drink??? You're . Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #52 July 5, 2006 QuoteAfter you have sex with him you always want to talk and cuddle. No, I usually just want him to take his cash and leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #53 July 5, 2006 . . . and in a landslide decision - Judge Richard Cranium passed judgement that a Pussy is infact what you fuck and a Cunt is the owner, and not the other way around.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #54 July 5, 2006 QuoteI don't (for example ) expect to get out of speeding tickets because I'm female. I don't either! But, I ALWAYS joke about such things---please tell me you understand my sarcasm. And you know you HAVE gotten out of one, too, girlie.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #55 July 5, 2006 QuoteAnd you know you HAVE gotten out of one, too, girlie. Oh hell yeah, I have. I just don't *expect* it. My first time getting pulled over I was 16 and I cried. Not because I was being manipulative but because I genuinely wanted to cry. I'd just gotten my license and if I got a ticket my parents would have yanked my license sooooo fast. It worked. Warning. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #56 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteAfter you have sex with him you always want to talk and cuddle. No, I usually just want him to take his cash and leave. Hmmm - I thought it was usually on the dresser or the night stand.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #57 July 5, 2006 I have NEVER gotten out of a ticket. Not ONCE. Fucking pigs. But at least they're not pussies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #58 July 5, 2006 Now along those lines... I must honestly admit...If I were a cop and a good looking guy was being totally cool and seemed totally honest about feeling bad I might let him go There was a short period I was being processed to be a cop in Chicago, then thought better of it....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #59 July 5, 2006 Quote get your ass in the dungeon NOW pussy!!!! gTurtle!!! You heard her, get in that Dark, Damp Hole, Now!!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #60 July 5, 2006 QuoteI thought it was usually on the dresser or the night stand. Yes, and this is why I want him to TAKE it and leave. Pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #61 July 5, 2006 QuoteIf I were a cop and a good looking guy was being totally cool and seemed totally honest about feeling bad I might let him go Of course you would. You're smart like that, not a pussy like turtlespeed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #62 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf I were a cop and a good looking guy was being totally cool and seemed totally honest about feeling bad I might let him go Of course you would. You're smart like that, not a pussy like turtlespeed. Bite me!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #63 July 5, 2006 Quote Bite me! Just take your money and leave already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #64 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuote Bite me! Just take your money and leave already. Are you in Texas?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #65 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Bite me! Just take your money and leave already. Are you in Texas? Are you?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #66 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf I were a cop and a good looking guy was being totally cool and seemed totally honest about feeling bad I might let him go Of course you would. You're smart like that, not a pussy like turtlespeed. Bite me! Turtle is dreaming again!!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #67 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteIf I were a cop and a good looking guy was being totally cool and seemed totally honest about feeling bad I might let him go Of course you would. You're smart like that, not a pussy like turtlespeed. Bite me! Turtle is dreaming again!!!! Nuh Unh! I'm definately in Texas.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #68 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteIf I were a cop and a good looking guy was being totally cool and seemed totally honest about feeling bad I might let him go Of course you would. You're smart like that, not a pussy like turtlespeed. Bite me! Turtle is dreaming again!!!! Nuh Unh! I'm definately in Texas. We know your in Texas, but you are dreaming about having NWFlyer bite you She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #69 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteIf I were a cop and a good looking guy was being totally cool and seemed totally honest about feeling bad I might let him go Of course you would. You're smart like that, not a pussy like turtlespeed. Bite me! Turtle is dreaming again!!!! Nuh Unh! I'm definately in Texas. We know your in Texas, but you are dreaming about having NWFlyer bite you Hell - according to her - I need to get the after sex money off the dresser. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #70 July 5, 2006 QuoteHell - according to her - I need to get the after sex money off the dresser.Unimpressed [Shocked] [Sly] She paying you to go away? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #71 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteHell - according to her - I need to get the after sex money off the dresser.Unimpressed [Shocked] [Sly] She paying you to go away? Life is GOOOOOOOOOD!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #72 July 5, 2006 Quotebesides - what does a chick go to a bar for ANYWAY? Quote and jukeboxes. What about trivia?Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #73 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuotebesides - what does a chick go to a bar for ANYWAY? Quote and jukeboxes. What about trivia? Yeah, that too. And pizza. But I think of that as more of a restaurant than a bar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #74 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotebesides - what does a chick go to a bar for ANYWAY? Quote and jukeboxes. What about trivia? Yeah, that too. And pizza. But I think of that as more of a restaurant than a bar. Girls can't play TRIVIA! Gawd! Pu - leeeeeze!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #75 July 5, 2006 QuoteYeah, that too. And pizza. But I think of that as more of a restaurant than a bar. Sorry to change the subject. Now you can get back to turtle bashing.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
