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I don't fuck pussies.



If you aren't willing, why should we be? :D:D



Why does that creep me out?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I don't fuck pussies.



If you aren't willing, why should we be? :D:D



Because she who has the pussy makes the rules.

Duh.:|



Ummm -

I thought it was just that wit a pussy the chick could get as much dick as she wanted -

I mean - really - a chick can walk into a crowded bar and "KNOW" she is getting laid if she wants to.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ummm -

I thought it was just that wit a pussy the chick could get as much dick as she wanted -

I mean - really - a chick can walk into a crowded bar and "KNOW" she is getting laid if she wants to.



Yeah, I'm saying that because Kelly's got the pussy she can decide whether to fuck pussy or not.

So she makes the rules, pussy.

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I mean - really - a chick can walk into a crowded bar and "KNOW" she is getting laid if she wants to.



What parallel universe is this... cuz this certainly does not work in my world!!!! :P

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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OMG, is she okay?

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You're nuts.

The pussy is right.

Any girl (particularly one with your luv-el-ly avatar) can do that.

It's the right of the pussy.:P

They have this thing and they're constantly looking for a place to put it. We have the ideal place.:)
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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I mean - really - a chick can walk into a crowded bar and "KNOW" she is getting laid if she wants to.



What parallel universe is this... cuz this certainly does not work in my world!!!! :P

g



Well, g, I think if any of us were willing to lower our standards far enough, that might indeed be true. However, in the real world ... I'm inclined to agree with you.

But turtle's a big baby, so he just thinks that's true.

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Because she who has the pussy makes the rules.

Duh.:|



Ummm -

I thought it was just that wit a pussy the chick could get as much dick as she wanted -

I mean - really - a chick can walk into a crowded bar and "KNOW" she is getting laid if she wants to.

Awwww.........Shallow minds think alike.;)
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Well, g, I think if any of us were willing to lower our standards far enough, that might indeed be true.



He said "know", not actually "do".

:)


Good clarification, thanks.

From now on, though, please refer to the pussy as "the pussy" not "he." It'll help support the cause.

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Well, g, I think if any of us were willing to lower our standards far enough, that might indeed be true.



He said "know", not actually "do".

:)


Exactly - I also said "if they wanted to"

besides - what does a chick go to a bar for ANYWAY?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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besides - what does a chick go to a bar for ANYWAY?



BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER DICK!!!! :ph34r:

And for some poor sap to spend their HARD EARNED MONEY on them.

g



There
Fixed it for you.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I always buy my own drinks, unless one of my friends is buying that round.



I'm ashamed of you, Krisanne.>:(

You are most definitely not using your pussy power, then.:P

I buy the groceries---Billy buys the drinks. I like our operation.:P

In fact...now that I think about it...I dont' think I've ever in my life bought my own drink.:S

;)
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besides - what does a chick go to a bar for ANYWAY?



BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER DICK!!!! :ph34r:

And for some poor sap to spend their HARD EARNED MONEY on them.

g



There
Fixed it for you.:D



That is so wrong on so many levels and you know it..... get your ass in the dungeon NOW pussy!!!!

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Yeah. If you let some guy buy you a drink you have to talk to him.



And what is wrong with that -

After you have sex with him you always want to talk and cuddle.:S
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I include my S.O. in my list of friends who might buy a round. ;)

But using "pussy power" that way isn't something I generally do. I don't (for example :D) expect to get out of speeding tickets because I'm female.

But this is taking on too serious a tone. Let's get back to poking the turtle with a stick to see if the big pussy will come out of his shell.

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