The Politics of Pee

[PLFXpert 0]

OK, not so much "politics" but it sounded cool.

Here's the thing: I pee a lot. I drink a lot of water, and frankly the side effects of don't-pee-often-anymore pharmaceuticals just sound worse than going frequently...

Anywho...here's the thing:

I like fishing--Though I pray to God for forigiveness b/c I'm sure scaring the shit out of a fish for sport is a sin. We go out fishing, Billy and I. And it's always me and a bunch of sausages in the boat. The boats, while nice, never have an on-board restroom. While the boys just swing their dongs off the side when they have to go, I can not. I must do the "bootie hang." Now, I don't get embarrased ever, but I'm a lady for goodness sakes.

What the hell else am I supposed to do if I want to go fishing all the time w/ the boys???

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[sunshine 2]

Bring a pee cup.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[PLFXpert 0]

Either way, I must do so in the open.

I've peed in many-a-woods...but always behind a tree or bush, damn it!

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[NWFlyer 2]

Catheter.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[PLFXpert 0]

But where would I hide the yellow-filled bag in my bikini?

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[NWFlyer 2]

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But where would I hide the yellow-filled bag in my bikini?

Hey, I was just trying to solve the "not having your butt hanging out" problem. I didn't say this was a solution without its challenges.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Muenkel 0]

Ask any of the guys if they'd like a golden shower.

Chris

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Chris

[PLFXpert 0]

Inevitably, one would.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[PLFXpert 0]

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[riddler 0]

http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[Muenkel 0]

Then, problem solved.

Or, you could anchor the boat and go for a short swim.

Chris

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Chris

[guppie01 0]

A must have....
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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[NWFlyer 2]

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http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

THat's it! I googled trying to find it and I ended up with a search results set full of piss porn sites.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[turtlespeed 226]

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What the hell else am I supposed to do if I want to go fishing all the time w/ the boys???

Well - you could try . . .

This

Or

This

Or

This

Or

This

Or

These are disposable

Or

Even These would work.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PLFXpert 0]

On second thought, the "bootie hang" is not so bad.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[turtlespeed 226]

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On second thought, the "bootie hang" is not so bad.

Make up your mind!

Oh wait . . .

Sorry - forgot who I was typing to.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Shotgun 1]

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http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

The pictures in the faq (http://www.femalefreedom.ca/faq.htm) are funny. My worst fear when I'm peeing in the woods is that a giant bear will be perving on my naked ass while I am totally unaware... Well that, and that I'll pee on my shoes.

[turtlespeed 226]

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http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

The pictures in the faq (http://www.femalefreedom.ca/faq.htm) are funny. My worst fear when I'm peeing in the woods is that a giant bear will be perving on my naked ass while I am totally unaware... Well that, and that I'll pee on my shoes.

Wider stance.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[livendive 8]

You could always get a sex change. Billy might not like it but the rest of us who aren't getting any from you anyhow won't care.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Jump off the boat and pee in the water. Hell if its good enough for the fish, it should be good enough for you!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[bhammond 0]

depends

[matt1215 0]

Piss funnels for the ladies!! Holy sheep shit that's hot!!!

[PLFXpert 0]

I've done that before, too.

When we're on the beach, I make Billy wade out with me. Otherwise it just looks obvious when I'm all by myself just standing there.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Next time just spill something on yourself and tell them that you have to go rinse off.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.